The Couch Potato Goes Viral as a Lucky Star on a Survival Variety Show

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Blurb:

The lazy Suizhi suddenly transmigrates into a novel about the entertainment industry, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character with the same name. In the book, the original Suizhi is taking part in a survival reality show. Eight contestants are dropped on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on their backs and their personal belongings. They have to fend for themselves for food, clothing, shelter, and everything else.

The other seven soon realize that something is off about Suizhi. She used to be eager to do her share of the work, but now she won't lift a finger no matter how much they ask. She even refuses to make the three meals a day, a job she'd always handled.

The others pick wild fruit and share it. Suizhi doesn't join them, so of course she gets none. But somehow, she has a wild fruit in her hand too!

Someone accuses her of stealing. Before the words are even out, a wild fruit drops from the sky and lands neatly in Suizhi's hand.

That night, they try to start a fire. The other seven spend ages rubbing sticks together without even raising a wisp of smoke. Suizhi casually gathers some firewood and piles it up, and the wood spontaneously catches fire!

As if that weren't strange enough, during the hunting challenge, the rabbit that the seven chase after, sweating buckets, runs straight into Suizhi's feet and knocks itself dead.

Everyone: "???"

Straight-up blessed by heaven

[Reader's Guide]

1. The male lead appears rather late.

Professional Melon Seller, Buy One and You'll Praise It

Blurb:

Cheng Zhiyi is a poor college student. The day she is brought back by her wealthy birth family, she binds to a gossip System. The System tells her she's a cannon-fodder supporting female character in a novel. After causing the male and female leads a string of problems, she is destined to die and exit the story.

The good news: Unlock enough gossip, and she can change the plot on a small scale, or even alter the ending.

The bad news: If she can't get her gossip fix in a day, she'll die.

System: Getting gossip isn't easy. People these days are very protective of their privacy. My last Host had to do good deeds day and night just to make sure they had gossip every day. You...

Cheng Zhiyi says solemnly, "Oh."

Then she opens a little online shop.

System: "..."

While browsing the internet, Zhou Cichuan comes across a little online shop called "Your Gossip." It sells just one item.

The product image has a few big words on it: "Your gossip for sale." Grand opening special, the first five orders are one yuan each.

Zhou Cichuan has eaten watermelon, cucumber, bitter melon, and Hami melon, but he's never heard of "your gossip" before.

It's only one yuan, and he's got nothing better to do, so he orders one for fun.

Shopkeeper: [Fill in the information and click confirm.]

Zhou Cichuan follows the shopkeeper's instructions and taps confirm. A line of text appears on his phone screen: A potted plant on the twenty-third floor will fall in three seconds. If you don't want to be crushed to death, you'd better run now, dear.

Three seconds after he runs clear, the potted plant crashes down where he had just been standing and shatters.

Zhou Cichuan: "...Holy crap."

The famously unlucky Zhou family has suddenly had a change of fortune in recent days. After asking around, the families who keep an eye on them learn it's because they bought some gossip from an online shop.

"???"

"Bought what?"

"Are the Zhou family crazy, is the person spreading this crazy, or am I crazy?"

"Don't tell me stuff like this anymore. I'm afraid low intelligence might be contagious."

"Only an idiot would believe this."

"Exactly, and it's not cheap either. Having money doesn't mean you should waste it like that!"

Even so, a few people decide to place an order just to see what happens. The shopkeeper replies without mercy: [Dear, we only sell one piece of gossip a day. Today's gossip is already sold out. Please come back tomorrow, dear~]

Surely nobody would order from such a ridiculous shop. But for ten days straight, he fails to get a spot, while everyone around him starts having one stroke of luck after another.

He can't get a spot: "????? Everyone around me is a liar who says one thing and means another!"

When Cheng Zhiyi gets bored, she finds things to do that are both entertaining and let her get her gossip fix. For instance, she joins the dating show Love Match 101.

Love Match 101 features 101 women and 101 men. Only the nine couples who successfully match and get the most votes from viewers for their chemistry can hold hands and win the sweet grand prize. Everyone else has to stay and film the next episode.

While everyone else gets acquainted, Cheng Zhiyi is busy getting gossip.

While everyone else picks someone they like, Cheng Zhiyi is busy getting gossip.

While everyone else holds hands and puts on a sweet show to get votes, Cheng Zhiyi is still getting gossip.

Cheng Zhiyi: Hmm... These two are actually dating, those two know each other in real life, those two already have a kid but aren't married yet, this one was pushed onto the show by their family to find a spouse, and that one likes cats but not people... And this one, oh my, poor little rich kid, where did you come from?

The Villainess Has to Do Good Deeds Every Day

Blurb:

After learning that I was the vicious female antagonist in a campus Mary Sue novel, I tried my best to play the role so the System wouldn't erase me. I worked hard not to break character. I even kicked every dog I passed.

But then, on an ordinary overcast day, I bound to a Villainess Self-Rescue System. It coldly and distressingly informed me (meaning it was very cold, and I was very distressed): [Your drive is impressive, your performance is perfect, and your acting rivals that of a top celebrity, BUT!!!! You overdid it! You're doomed!]

I didn't want to die, so I asked what I should do.

It sighed. [What else can you do? Do some good deeds to make up for it.]

I told my underling that I was going to be a good person. He was so shocked he broke half a front tooth: "Since I've known you, there's never been a single good thing in your vocabulary. Do you even know what it means to be a good person?"

The System gave me a helpful hint: [Start with the little things. You're a student, so the most important thing you should do right now is study hard.]

I suddenly remembered that my homework was still with a classmate. I got my homework back, and took my classmate's homework too.

I smiled kindly at him and said, "You've been doing my homework for so long. I'll do yours for you."

My classmate burst into tears. "Sister Yao, I was wrong! I'll never draw a turtle on your homework again! TAT"

My class is at the bottom of the grade rankings. Most of my classmates come from wealthy families and love to have fun. They do everything in class except pay attention. But they all listen to me. That's what happens when you have the best family background and your parents have raised you to be confident.

For the first time in two years, our noisy classroom fell so quiet you could hear a pin drop. The teacher sweated buckets at the lectern, then went home and wrote a story called The Strange Events of Sleepwalking: The Students Who Never Blinked.

After browsing the school forum, I felt as gloomy as the weather outside. I realized I might have messed up.

I'm a good person, but everyone thinks I'm a freak.

Here are a few posts I remember vividly:

"A clueless passerby has a question: Does Shu Yao love to smile? Why do I see her smiling every time I run into her? Her smile is seriously creepy. Can someone in her class please ask her to stop smiling!!"

"I heard from someone in their class that she wants to be a good person. Hahahahahaha, that's a whole new definition of 'good person.'"

"Does anyone know what's happened to Shu Yao lately? Why is she getting more and more messed up?"

"A rundown of Shu Yao's new ways of tormenting people since the start of the semester."

"One of Shu Yao and me is going to lose our mind today!"

Theme: Enjoy life in whatever way you like.