(Completed. Please check out and add my upcoming novels next door to your collection: Becoming My Stepson's Idol After Marrying Into a Wealthy Family and My Chaotic Older Sister and Younger Brother Join a Variety Show.)
Song Zhezhi transmigrated into a fast-paced entertainment-industry novel as a minor female character with the same name, who appeared only once. The book described her in just ten words: That was the Song family's eldest daughter, Song Zhezhi.
Song Zhezhi: Ah, what a concise, interesting, and information-packed description.
After transmigrating, she discovered that the original owner was a lovesick fool, infatuated with a singer younger than her. Relying on her powerful family background, she showered him with all kinds of resources. Even after making him famous, she continued to be exploited, willingly buying into the lies the scumbag fed her every day.
On top of that, the scumbag had persuaded her to appear on a family variety show with her younger brother, whom she had a terrible relationship with. The siblings ended up as foils to the scumbag and his sister.
On the show, the scumbag and his sister were loving and close. She was gentle, he was considerate, and they were hailed as model siblings. They landed one opportunity after another, while the original owner and her brother treated each other coldly, making no effort to hide their disgust. They were mercilessly flamed by the entire internet.
Song Zhezhi: ...I'm tired.
As she thought about how to get along with the original owner's younger brother before the variety show started filming, she realized that he was her own younger brother!
Well, well! So she wasn't the only one who had transmigrated. This was going to be fun.
*
After they joined the variety show, during a round of Pictionary...
The scumbag and his sister were considerate of each other, choosing words they knew the other could guess right away. They were perfectly in sync.
Meanwhile, Song Tingfeng drew a chibi version of Song Zhezhi. A huge question mark hovered over the little figure's head, with a speech bubble containing the words "1 + 1 = ?"
Song Zhezhi: "A great mind that hides its brilliance? Brilliant but unassuming? Deep and humble?"
The answer: Blockheaded.
Song Zhezhi: "All right, Song Tingfeng. Just you wait."
When it was Song Zhezhi's turn, she drew one stick figure playing a zither at another stick figure. Though the second figure was also just a stick figure, a few distinctive details made it clear that it was her younger brother.
One person plays a zither to another person.
Song Tingfeng: "High mountains and flowing water? Boya breaks his zither strings? Kindred spirits are hard to find? A tune too refined for ordinary ears?"
The answer: Playing a zither to a cow.
Song Tingfeng: "? I'm the cow?"
Netizens: Hahahaha, did these siblings grow up eating bamboo shoots?
During the segment, "Talk about what the other person is best at"...
The scumbag and his sister reminisced about the hard times when they struggled together and kept each other going. They praised each other's hard work to the skies and got in a little sob story while they were at it.
Song Tingfeng, on the other hand, said without hesitation, "What is my sister best at? That's obvious. She's great at drawing."
Everyone remembered Song Zhezhi's simple stick figure from Pictionary: ? Are you sure?
Song Tingfeng: "She's best at drawing up empty promises. Seriously, no one can top my sister."
Netizens: ? Hahahahaha, so that's what he meant by 'drawing.'
Then it was Song Zhezhi's turn. "My brother? He's a great writer, best at reflecting on life."
Song Tingfeng immediately had a bad feeling. "No, Sis, I know I was wrong. Don't..."
Song Zhezhi pretended not to hear him and smoothly recited a string of the melodramatic lines Song Tingfeng had posted in the past. The overwhelming angst made Song Tingfeng curl his toes in embarrassment.
Netizens: Hahahahaha, her brother can't show his face anymore. She's exposed all his old posts.
In the end, the Song siblings somehow became a sensation.
#TheSongSiblingsAreMySourceOfHappiness
#ILoveWatchingTheSongSiblingsMessWithEachOther
#WhatIsWithTheLinSiblings?LOL,TheyTriedToShowHowCloseTheyWereButAccidentallyRevealedThatTheBrotherIsABigBaby
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Song Tingfeng had always thought going on the show had been worth it, because he'd met a guy whose tastes and values were completely in sync with his. It was like Boya meeting Zhong Ziqi, a friendship formed at first sight, and he immediately swore brotherhood with him.
Until one day, after Song Tingfeng got snubbed by his biological older sister over a new outfit, he went to that friend for reassurance.
Song Tingfeng: "Bro, you agree this outfit suits my vibe, right?"
Normally, the guy would compliment the outfit's style, then praise how incredible Song Tingfeng looked in it.
This time, however, the guy merely raised his eyelids lazily and glanced at it. His voice was still as warm as a spring breeze. "Your sister's right. Why are you wearing a sack?"
Song Tingfeng: ? You weren't like this before. When did you start taking my sister's side?
#SoIWasBeingPlayedAllAlong
#YouOnlyGotCloseToMeToWooMySister
#IWantToBeYourBrotherButYouWantToBeMyBrother-In-Law
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A silly story about bickering siblings who constantly prank each other. A lighthearted read.
------Blurb for My Chaotic Older Sister and Younger Brother Join a Variety Show:
Xi Yingqiao woke up to discover that she was a cannon-fodder female character in a book. She and her younger brother, Xi Yingchi, often argued on a variety show, serving as a foil to the heroine and her brother's close, loving relationship.
Xi Yingqiao: Obviously fake. Would that brat Xi Yingchi dare argue with me?
But...
How could Xi Yingqiao ever play second fiddle to someone else?! Even if it was just pretend, she wouldn't allow it!
When Xi Yingchi was informed again that he had to appear on a variety show with his chaotic older sister, he was somewhat distraught. Only recently, his biological sister had frowned and said, "What variety show? You expect me to go on it myself?"
*
On the eve of the show's premiere, a recording was leaked online. Xi Yingchi's irritated, reluctant voice came through loud and clear:
"You want me to go on a variety show with my sister? No way!"
The antis got their keyboards ready. So resistant?! Proof that the siblings don't get along! This is going to be so easy to hate on! We've never even seen his sister! Let's start a rumor that she's ugly!
After the show began...
The ill-tempered top-tier star Xi Yingchi got out of the car and walked around to open the door on the other side. He humbly and elegantly held out his hand, and the sister rumored to be ugly gently rested her hand on his. Dressed to the nines, she dazzled the crowd and outshone the bland original heroine!
During the task, the heroine's team supported and encouraged one another as they worked together to finish it. In the Xi siblings' team, only the younger brother was bent over, huffing away at the work, while his sister sat quietly in a lounge chair and enjoyed herself.
Netizens: So that's how you train an all-around younger brother. I'm so jealous of Xi Yingqiao TAT
Antis: She does nothing. She isn't born a princess, but she's got princess syndrome.
Not long after, netizens dug up Xi Yingqiao's identity: she was the heiress to the top-tier wealthy Xi family.
Everyone else: ?? You call that not being born a princess? If she isn't, then are you?
What's more, netizens were shocked to discover that the top genius fashion designer in the industry, whose custom-made outfits were sought after by countless celebrities, was none other than Xi Yingchi's older sister, Xi Yingqiao!
Netizens asked the question on everyone's mind: Why have we never seen Xi Yingchi wear clothes designed by Xi Yingqiao?
Antis: You claim to be close, yet you can't even stand wearing your sister's designs!
Xi Yingchi: You think I don't wear my sister's designs because I don't want to? Of course it's because I'm not worthy :)
Netizens switched sides in droves and started competing with each other: Big Sister, look at me!! I'm an all-rounder too!! I can learn whatever I don't know! Do you still need a younger brother or sister?
*
One day, one of Xi Yingchi's friends returned from abroad and draped an arm over his shoulder. "Having such a troublesome older sister must be rough."
Xi Yingchi thought someone finally understood him. He was about to pour out his complaints when his friend said:
"Give me your sister's contact information. I'll help you shoulder that burden."
Xi Yingchi: "...?"
The mask is off!
Get lost!!!!
(2023.3.8)
Theme: Life is full of love
Absolutely, what kind of writing is it? It's a waste of time. Many of the plots in the front have no logic. It's a brainless and cool article. It's not very satisfying. 6 I'm really speechless about spending money and wasting time. I originally wanted to buy the whole book when I saw the v article, but I thought it was well written, so I just bought it chapter by chapter. Unexpectedly, I felt that I really finished reading such a weak article. I thought that I would elaborate on the setting and plot later, but this is the result? It's really unfinished. It's like buying a property and finding out it's unfinished. It's heartbreaking.
Generally speaking, the first part is funny, but the second part is a little bit off-kilter. The golden finger is huge, the villain is outwitted, and the emotional line relies entirely on restoring memory. But I laughed very happily at first, it's just a novel, so it's acceptable. If it's five points, it's three point five.
It was well written and interesting, but the ending was too hasty. There was indeed foreshadowing in the early stage, but it was too fast. It was like I suddenly didn't want to write anymore. It felt like I just wrote all the things I wanted to write together, and then ended it directly.
I have realized that in the future, novels can be completed without having to write a love line, and just add a setting of being loved to death in the past and present life.
Finished spreading flowers! ! There is a TvT that said that this novel is quite to my liking, but the ending of the article is really hasty and hasty. To put it bluntly, it is unfinished for readers (bushi) because I read it after the book was finished. During the serialization of this book, the author suddenly stopped updating it for twenty-eight days for some unknown reason? ! Not saying hello is equivalent to being let go, and it will be uncomfortable for anyone else. But! ! From the comments in the article, it can be seen that the author lives a busy life in the third dimension, and it is not easy to write the article without telling his family. It's a bit regretful because I want to continue watching Song Zhezhi and Song Tingfeng's sweet (mutual) honey (cheating) daily life, and the delivery CP show of affection/dog head holding roses. Of course, please don't rate maliciously. After all, it's not easy for each author to code, and it's all their hard work (no moral kidnapping is meant!). I hope the author will continue to work hard! I'm already looking forward to the pre-ordered copy QwQ
I was really a bit stunned. It looked really good at the front, but why did it suddenly end badly?
I have the following six points to say:...
Although there are foreshadowings ahead, is this progress a bit too fast? In the end, the boss suddenly jumped out, kidnapped, and it was over? ! ! ! ! !
Ah, I have read so many books... This is the first time I have read a bad one...
The Little Diner Next to the Police Station [Gourmet]
After My Sister and Brother Went on a Variety Show
Rose Is Thinking of You
Yun's Little Restaurant [Gourmet]
The Imperial Chef's Little Restaurant [Gourmet]
After Becoming a Rich Family's Stepmom, I Became My Stepson's Idol
A Cat Transmigrates into a Book and Becomes an Entertainment Sensation
Like the Stars, Like the Moon
Be the Cat in Your Arms
I Called My Nemesis Big Brother in the Game
A Kiss Is All It Takes to Get Better
Absolutely, what kind of writing is it? It's a waste of time. Many of the plots in the front have no logic. It's a brainless and cool article. It's not very satisfying. 6 I'm really speechless about spending money and wasting time. I originally wanted to buy the whole book when I saw the v article, but I thought it was well written, so I just bought it chapter by chapter. Unexpectedly, I felt that I really finished reading such a weak article. I thought that I would elaborate on the setting and plot later, but this is the result? It's really unfinished. It's like buying a property and finding out it's unfinished. It's heartbreaking.
Generally speaking, the first part is funny, but the second part is a little bit off-kilter. The golden finger is huge, the villain is outwitted, and the emotional line relies entirely on restoring memory. But I laughed very happily at first, it's just a novel, so it's acceptable. If it's five points, it's three point five.
It was well written and interesting, but the ending was too hasty. There was indeed foreshadowing in the early stage, but it was too fast. It was like I suddenly didn't want to write anymore. It felt like I just wrote all the things I wanted to write together, and then ended it directly.
I have realized that in the future, novels can be completed without having to write a love line, and just add a setting of being loved to death in the past and present life.
Finished spreading flowers! ! There is a TvT that said that this novel is quite to my liking, but the ending of the article is really hasty and hasty. To put it bluntly, it is unfinished for readers (bushi) because I read it after the book was finished. During the serialization of this book, the author suddenly stopped updating it for twenty-eight days for some unknown reason? ! Not saying hello is equivalent to being let go, and it will be uncomfortable for anyone else. But! ! From the comments in the article, it can be seen that the author lives a busy life in the third dimension, and it is not easy to write the article without telling his family. It's a bit regretful because I want to continue watching Song Zhezhi and Song Tingfeng's sweet (mutual) honey (cheating) daily life, and the delivery CP show of affection/dog head holding roses. Of course, please don't rate maliciously. After all, it's not easy for each author to code, and it's all their hard work (no moral kidnapping is meant!). I hope the author will continue to work hard! I'm already looking forward to the pre-ordered copy QwQ
I was really a bit stunned. It looked really good at the front, but why did it suddenly end badly?
I have the following six points to say:...
Although there are foreshadowings ahead, is this progress a bit too fast? In the end, the boss suddenly jumped out, kidnapped, and it was over? ! ! ! ! !
Ah, I have read so many books... This is the first time I have read a bad one...
The end? It's over? ? ? This is too outrageous