A girl who doesn't believe in love returns to the Three Kingdoms era. Surrounded by a war-torn age and a cast of remarkable heroes, she encounters Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu, Guo Jia, Lu Bu, Cao Cao, Liu Bei... She doesn't want to change history, yet becomes a part of it. All she wants is to find her own love, but the fate awaiting her is that of Diao Chan.
Don't Make Me Diao Chan is a freewheeling work. I neither follow the rules in laying out history nor sing Luo Guanzhong's praises. And I won't follow others' lead by writing about modern technology running wild in ancient times. Call it a parody or something unconventional, whatever you like. Just don't hold me responsible for historical accuracy.
So what exactly is Don't Make Me Diao Chan? It's a dream, nothing more than a fantastical dream of love.
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However, I can't help but join the ranks of those who earn negative points~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~·
So my mood at this time is just like my little vest!!!!! I actually finished reading it!!! I have to say that your writing style, author, is really good!!!! How can such a writing style be such a success!!!! Su has come to the head of the Three Kingdoms!! This guy is not Cao Da, this guy is not Jiajia, this guy is not Fengxian, and this guy is not Zhao Yun!!! And what kind of thing is Uncle Huang!! Uncle Huang is not SB. Thank you and your family!! Ps: I saw someone comment earlier saying, "You might as well accept Zhang Fei as the heroine," which is unacceptable = = Why did Mao say that the third master is rubbish = = In fact, I have seen this kind of comment more than once, and the author's irresponsible writing style has already made people very sad = = This irresponsible and choking behavior of ours is even more sad = = The third master is really cute, not to mention that the image in the novel is all made up by Luo Guanzhong. The real third master might be very handsome. According to the official history, the third master can write poems and paint. He is a very talented Confucian general and a true-hearted man. He is obviously very cute!!
So my mood at this time is just like my little vest!!!!! I actually finished reading it!!! I have to say that your writing style, author, is really good!!!! How can such a writing style be such a success!!!! Su has come to the head of the Three Kingdoms!! This guy is not Cao Da, this guy is not Jiajia, this guy is not Fengxian, and this guy is not Zhao Yun!!! And what kind of thing is Uncle Huang!! Uncle Huang is not SB. Thank you and your family!! Ps: I saw someone comment earlier saying, "You might as well accept Zhang Fei as the heroine," which is unacceptable = = Why did Mao say that the third master is rubbish = = In fact, I have seen this kind of comment more than once, and the author's irresponsible writing style has already made people very sad = = This irresponsible and choking behavior of ours is even more sad = = The third master is really cute, not to mention that the image in the novel is all made up by Luo Guanzhong. The real third master might be very handsome. According to the official history, the third master can write poems and paint. He is a very talented Confucian general and a true-hearted man. He is obviously very cute!!
Did you end up in a mental hospital right after you finished reading? What kind of crazy person could write such an intolerable and shocking book?! Author, why are you so stupid?? Mother Lei, you are so awesome!!
I have finally finished half of the movie because of whoring for me. I feel so comfortable and refreshed as hell. Sir, hurry up, come and comfort Bei<Aqing, you know
55555555555555 You finally opened a new pit~!!!! I'm so happy! I really want to worship you for writing this article, it's so well written! Those people who curse are really annoying. If you don't want to watch it, just don't watch it. Why are you giving negative marks here? I support you a lot~ The heroine is so beautiful, I am so excited to see her! It's great to be pretty, haha~
JJ is full of talents I suggest you go to Yunnan to set off thunder and provide disaster relief. Save the common people Don't do anything to tarnish the heroes of the Three Kingdoms again. Sir, it's time to wake up from that sweet dream My dick is already overflowing and I'm still pretending to be 13
I admit... I still can't help but want to smash you to death after two years - no, I want to smash you to death even more. Yes, YY is not guilty and YY is justified. As a fan writer, I quite understand the feelings of the YY person - but, but!! YY also has standards! Is it Zhao Yun who kneels down and kowtows to others as soon as they meet and calls them fairy sister?! Is that Cao Cao who affectionately described someone's eyes as being like fireflies (actually, I always thought those green flashing eyes were wolf eyes...)?!!! And Mr. Lei Mu, when you were at YY Red Rabbit Horse... Do you know how tall the Red Rabbit Horse is... According to a child in a certain You's dormitory (that child's hometown is Dangyang, the Red Rabbit Horse in Guan Gong Temple over there is made of a 1:1 ratio)... The Red Rabbit Horse's head is about 3.4 Meters high, and its back is almost 2.8 Meters... This height... Sir, are you sure you can accept it calmly? (Even the red rabbit and horse won't let me go. It's true...) Yes, YY is not guilty, but are you still YY? If you are writing as a fan, it is the most basic principle not to distort the original work. If you want to write original work, thank you, please do not bear the names of the predecessors of the Three Kingdoms. Those are the heroes who have supported China's long history, not idiots whose legs go weak when they see women! Sir, do you think there is anything about the heroine in your novel that is worthy of people's crazy obsession, apart from her so-called stunning appearance? Temperament? Laugh, I have always thought that classical beauties are much more elegant than this role that LOLI LOLIs all protest and say insults them; so smart? But I'm really sorry, I really can't see how much wisdom this woman who does nothing but narcissistic nymphomaniac seduces people has. I'm afraid even Yueying will cry when she travels into Yueying, right? Or, more likely, do you want to get rid of her? How can this kind of image and this kind of IQ be worthy of that famous talented woman in history? Even carrying someone's shoes is not enough, right? There are so many heroes of the Three Kingdoms, please tell me, what kind of woman can make everyone fall in love at first sight and fall in love with each other again? Women don't just have to be beautiful to enchant people's hearts. If those people lose every inch of their sanity because of their beauty, how can they survive or even dominate in such a troubled world? What's more, she is such a sexy woman. I have never used this word to describe anyone, but I really can't find any other word to describe this heroine except YJ outfit 13. Time travel stories do not mean you can make them up just because they are novels. I once wrote a time travel fanfic, a very short fictional series, but there was a tea fight scene in it. I read the tea art and tea ceremony for two whole days until I almost vomited blood. I know that no one will say that I am wrong, but since I have written, I must be responsible for the characters and the readers. Because I write about fans, I don't allow my own words to tarnish the beauty of them in my mind. But author, I can't see any respect for the heroes of the Three Kingdoms in your words, I can't even see your respect for the words, and I can't see your respect for our nation! Is the unscrupulous sexual intercourse with them just to set off the heroine's so-called "beautiful, kind and smart"? But a pure and innocent woman - no, I'm just saying that any self-respecting and self-loving woman would allow someone she doesn't love to touch her body? At least I can't. If a man comes in while I'm taking a shower, my first reaction will be to beat him out without any hesitation, even if he seems to be just an idiot, even if he doesn't seem to understand anything. But what did this heroine do... How could she behave like that without any shame? Please don't say that this is just a detail, this is just a momentary dizziness, etc. I have always pursued the rule of details, and I also believe that it is these details that can best express a person's nature. No matter what seemingly noble, elegant, sacrificial or compassionate reasons she gave, she did not reject the other party, not even a weak resistance. Please tell me, how does this make me think that this is a woman who at least has dignity? If a person doesn't even have dignity, then who will respect her? Please don't say that I am open because I am modern. Girl, I am also modern. I still cannot accept this kind of behavior. It doesn't matter whether I am conservative or backward. I only know the four words "keep yourself clean" and I will never regret it at any time. Finally, as a bibliophile, I have a reason to smash it. It's just because there are more and more of this kind of garbage on the market that paper prices are getting more and more expensive. I can't even afford the books I want to buy!!! Why haven't you who wasted resources and trampled on words been eliminated?!!!!!!! Tell me again if this book is good! Take it home and show it to your father, mother, grandparents, and then come find me if you are still alive!!!!!!! I even doubt that the author's parents and relatives have ever seen this kind of thing!!!!!!
I hereby pay homage to Lei's mother. I will give you negative points and strangle her to death.
You are not fighting alone. . . .