Quick Transmigration: The Unlucky One Gets Bound to a Card-Drawing System

Shen Cichuan, a notorious jinx, has a run of bad luck and falls down an elevator shaft, binding him to a quick transmigration System.

The bad news: it's a gacha System, and all his cheats come from drawing cards.

Jinx: If you want me dead, just say so!

World One

You are the exalted emperor of the Great Sui, but the Empress Dowager holds the reins of government, military power has fallen into the hands of ministers, your starving people are on the verge of rebellion, and the Xiongnu will invade in winter.

Your mission: Unite the realm.

System: "Draw from the beginner's pool for a chance to obtain world-class cheats such as invincibility, wealth beyond measure, or unparalleled intelligence."

[Ding! Congratulations, you've obtained the cheat: The Most Beautiful Person in the World! (Even the most hard-hearted man alive won't be able to resist your beauty.)]

Shen Cichuan nearly spat blood. I'm a man, a man, damn it!

[Mission failed: Elimination!]

Shen Cichuan: All right. I've decided to seduce the powerful minister by dressing as a woman!

"Your Majesty, now that you've tempted me, I won't let you go."

Damn, I've flirted with a mad dog.

World Two: The Trash King of the Apocalypse

You are a genius from an apocalyptic base. Framed and reduced to a cripple, you've been exiled to a radiation zone crawling with zombies, and soon you'll become one of them...

[Ignore zombies, live forever, destroy the world... Draw your cheat now.]

[Ding! Your cheat is... King of Scavenging (You are the champion of the scavenging world. Every time you reach out, you always find the most useful piece of trash in the dump.)]

So I'm supposed to scavenge? Fine, I'll scavenge in a pile of zombies! With one casual reach, he found a little child in his arms.

Zombie King: Man, you've successfully caught my interest.

Theme: Hahahahaha, this is seriously hilarious