[Western Crossover] Distinguished Agent Ms. Shi

"As long as you commit a crime on New York soil, the NYPD has the right to arrest you, whether you're white, Black, an alien, or even a god!"

According to the laws of transmigration, Sidney had been unstoppable ever since she was a child. She was supposed to become the first legal trailblazer in the Stacy family, until her parents died in a car crash that was ruled an accident. To track down the mastermind, Sidney became a secret CIA agent, was then secretly recruited by S.H.I.E.L.D., and eventually went undercover as a police officer at NYPD's 22nd Precinct.

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A certain New York billionaire: "Wow, did the NYPD go under? Is that why you're giving me a ticket, Officer?"

The heroine: "This is your parking ticket. That's $175, please. And I'm only temporarily demoted, Tony."

A certain God of Mischief: "Mortal, how dare you show contempt for a god..."

The heroine: "That's not all. I dare to give gods tickets, too. Cash or card?"

A certain Hell's detective: "Maybe we could form a team."

The heroine: "What kind? The League of Human Scum? No thanks. I'm afraid you'd sacrifice me."

A certain symbiote pet: "I don't want to come out! I won't!"

The heroine: "Quit fussing, baby. Get on me, right now, or we're both about to get the hell smashed by this bird man with Master Ancient One's face!"

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Content warnings:

1. In this Avengers crossover, everyone is assumed to be non-virgins;

2. The heroine is sharp-tongued, cold-hearted, and a shameless flirt. There is a GL romance arc;

3. The story is mainly set in the Marvel universe, but mixes in a hodgepodge of film and TV worlds. Characters may be out of character, and the timeline is all over the place.

Theme: Growing strong through adversity