P.S. [Not quick transmigration, only one world]
★★★ A tsundere catlike heroine who gets all ruffled
(Raccoon dog at first, human later)
Luo Luo was bound to the Lord God Space after she died.
She honorably became a System, an all-purpose one with draw-card and upgrade features, and sometimes random options dropped when she triggered side quests.
Luo Luo (rubbing her hands like a fly):
"! When can I finally hand out missions?"
Exploiting humans is what she's best at!
But just as she was guiding her first Host to perfectly avoid every correct choice, Luo Luo was tossed into a boss-level world in the abandoned Villainous Group, where no Systems wanted to go.
The Lord God encouraged her: "Do a good job with this one, and you'll never have to worry about the rest of your life. You can retire with honor and brag to the little guys!"
Luo Luo rubbed her hands together, determined to leave every System who looked down on her dumbstruck.
With a grand sweep of her hand, she boldly bound several major psychos.
The original male lead, on the verge of turning evil, and Male Supporting Characters 1 and 2, also on the verge of turning evil.
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Not many days later, Luo Luo angrily took back all of the conclusions above.
Every day, she had to bounce back and forth between the minds of the male supporting characters, without a moment's pause.
And that's not all.
These Hosts were such a pain. Their corruption levels kept shooting up, one after another, and they never followed the plot.
They were simply the worst batch she'd ever had!
Luo Luo's daily tantrums:
At first,
"Please, you can't kill him! Aaaaaah!"
"Humans should help and love each other!!!"
Later,
"You awful human, don't you dare kiss the great System!"
"Oww, the great System's delicate fur!"
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Mu Congfeng was a servant disciple of the Tianxuan Sect.
After being beaten and kicked once again, he washed his battered body by the pond.
Suddenly, the grass rustled in the wind, and a black thing dropped straight down, splashing the pond water three feet into the air.
He wiped the water from his face and, with a dark expression, fished out the huge rat thrashing in the water.
The rat looked strange, fat and huge, with a shifty little face. Its wet tail curled into a powerful arc.
Smack! It hit him right in the face.
Even more astonishingly, the next moment a soft, sweet, yet incredibly arrogant girl's voice rang out in his head:
"How dare you! Foolish human, take your filthy hands off the noble body of the great System!"
From then on, he had this so-called System.
The System was stupid as could be, and had a terrible temper. She couldn't stand anyone saying a single bad thing about her.
He hated fish, so she deliberately ate smelly little dried fish in front of him.
He hated pink, so she deliberately put on gaudy little outfits and cute pink hair ornaments, then struck coquettish poses in front of him.
Mu Congfeng really couldn't understand what there was to dress up about a rat!
He gritted his teeth in anger while expertly brushing the rat's fur.
The next moment, the rat jumped up and cursed. Its fluffy ear tips flapped wildly. "Could you be gentler? Is this what you use all that strength for?"
This was simply outrageous!
Mu Congfeng thought he was beyond help, yet his hand unconsciously gentled.
Fine, he could indulge her a little. After all, he had only her, and she had only him.
Until one day, he saw his very own little rat transform into a beautiful young woman with two soft ears.
The girl was fair and soft-looking, with dewy eyes. Yet this very beautiful girl leaped straight into the arms of a refined, elegant man.
The man smiled and patted her head, then took a pink jeweled flower from his storage ring and gently pinned it in her hair.
"Luo Luo, what style would you like next time?"
"I'll bring it for you. Give me a kiss, okay?"
Mu Congfeng: So now he finally knew where the rat's hair flowers and clothes came from.
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To save points, Luo Luo bought just one external transformation during the from-the-start special offer.
It was a mighty little raccoon dog with a big fluffy tail and four black paws.
She was especially pleased with herself, and found it quite easy to use her tail to teach her Hosts a lesson.
Until one day, at the sect tournament, her Host No. 3 ran into the other Hosts.
At the time, the little raccoon dog was lazily curled up in the arms of a handsome, gentle man, eyes half-closed as he stroked her fur. Her big tail brushed lightly against his wrist.
The next moment, around the corner, two other Hosts walked together, laughing and chatting, apparently falling for each other at first sight, falling deeply in love at second sight, and deciding to spend their lives together at third.
Luo Luo's fur slowly stood on end.
Sure enough, the moment they saw the little raccoon dog, their expressions changed.
What was with this sudden guilty feeling?
Why were they looking at her like that? It was their own fault for not working hard and earning so few points. Was there anything wrong with her binding a few more people?!
She had only made the same mistake every System makes.
P.S. This is a split-personality story, 1v1. The male lead is still obsessive and possessive.
The heroine's nickname is Luo Pig (don't ask why).
[2022.7.7]
Theme: Life is more fun when it's silly