I Am the Mortal Guest Beneath the Immortal Venerable

Immortal Venerable Li You cultivated the path of heartlessness and had not stepped outside his cave in a thousand years.

That is, until the war between immortals and demons. He slew the Demon Lord with a single sword strike and brought back a little immortal who cried at the drop of a hat.

The aloof Immortal Venerable was suddenly dragged into the mortal world: catching fish, trapping birds, roasting chickens... The sacred Qingyun Mountain, home of the immortal realm, was never peaceful again.

At last, the little immortal grew up and descended the mountain to travel the world.

The immortals of Qingyun Mountain all breathed a quiet sigh of relief.

The three realms were thrown into chaos, yet the Immortal Venerable remained unmoved. All the immortals admired how unshakable his Daoist heart was.

But on the day the young Demon Lord invited guests from far and wide to a lavish wedding banquet, the aloof and otherworldly Immortal Venerable appeared in the demon realm, his sword pointed at the Demon Lord. "Release the bride, or I will raze the demon realm."

Just as the immortals and demons trembled in fear, the tipsy young woman beside them slowly raised her hand, clutching a wine gourd. "Immortal Venerable, are you here for me? I'm right here."

Immortal Venerable Li You: "..."

Written on 2022.7.4

Theme: We are all ordinary mortals