I Heard My Childhood Friend Has a Crush on Me

The column has a companion story to this one, a sweet little tale about Wang Chaojun and Shan Yu: Two Omegas Meet, One Is Bound to Top

Blurb:

[Sharp-Tongued Devoted Top VS Adorable Crybaby Bottom, 1v1, Happy Ending, Pure Fluff with No Angst, Silly Comedy for Stress Relief]

Hao Yi is of mixed Chinese and Russian heritage, but he inherited neither his father's courage to kill a bear with his bare hands nor his mother's intelligence as a top university graduate.

His daily routine consists of lying down, reading novels, flopping onto his stomach, and listening to audio dramas.

There's a handsome guy downstairs named Bu Huai. He's good-looking, sharp-tongued, and gets great grades. Hao Yi has no idea how many times this guy has stolen the spotlight from him.

So Hao Yi decides he might as well take advantage of him a little.

Hao Yi: "Bu Huai, I want the latest manga. Go buy it for me."

Without a second thought, Bu Huai paid a hefty price to get a signed copy.

Hao Yi: "Bu Huai, I'm thirsty."

Drinks, snacks, and Wahaha were delivered in no time.

And so, year after year, Bu Huai tended to him like a little sapling, successfully raising him until he was all grown up.

What do you do when he's all grown up?

Eat him, of course.

Bu Huai: "Hao Yi, look into my eyes." Can you feel how deeply I love you?

Hao Yi: "Huh, there are more whites in your eyes than yesterday."

Bu Huai: "..."

Hao Yi: "Oh, even more now. Why are you rolling your eyes?"

One day, a girl confessed to Bu Huai, and Hao Yi caught them in the act.

Hao Yi said angrily, "Was she confessing to you?"

Bu Huai was about to explain, but thought better of it and changed his answer. "Yeah, so what?"

Hao Yi was furious. "You can't like her."

Bu Huai grinned. "Why not?"

Hao Yi: "...Because, because you're not good enough for her."

Bu Huai: Fatality!

P.S. 1. This is a story about a top who has a crush on the bottom, while the bottom is oblivious to his own feelings and insists he's straight, even though he's been bent like a spring for ages.

2. No real-life inspirations, so please don't overanalyze. The bottom is a crybaby, but he's got a temper and opinions of his own, and he'll gradually grow over the course of the story.

Theme: Don't give up. Keep striving and look forward to a brighter future.