When Two Omegas Meet, One Must Be an Alpha

[Goofy top VS serious bottom, pure sweetness with no angst, silly comedy, younger man, 1v1, happy ending]

Blurb:

Wang Chaojun is a muscular bottom, six-foot-two, who's been navigating the gay scene for over a decade with little success.

He can't land a handsome top, but the horny little bottoms keep throwing themselves at him.

Wang Chaojun says helplessly, "Kid, we have the same position."

After enough run-ins, he finally manages to hook a top who fits his tastes.

Just as they're about to get down to business, ready for him to show off his powerful navel-orange technique, the guy turns red and looks horrified.

At that moment, there's only one thought in Wang Chaojun's mind.

Oh no, we have the same position again.

-

Shan Yu has been single since birth. On a whim, he heads to a gay bar, ready to let loose.

There, he meets a muscular hunk with impeccable manners, and he's instantly smitten.

He never imagined the hunk would be a bottom.

And that gentlemanly demeanor from that night was all an act. This guy is truly... sharp-tongued and awful to the extreme.

Shan Yu is often infuriated by him, yet a casual line of sweet talk can still make his heart flutter.

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Following the principle of "odd stays odd, even stays even; you change, I don't," Wang Chaojun decides to try turning him into a top.

Wang Chaojun: "You should be a top. It'd be such a waste of your looks to be a bottom."

Shan Yu ignores his brainwashing. "Don't even think about it."

Later, Wang Chaojun just can't take it anymore. Having such a handsome guy right in front of him, and only being able to look but not touch, is not something a normal person can put up with.

So he swallows his pride and proposes a compromise. "How about we take turns? Once for you, once for me."

Shan Yu thinks it over and nods.

But...

Wang Chaojun sobs, "Shan Yu, you liar! We agreed to take turns!"

Shan Yu replies calmly, "You don't have to touch me. I never forced you."

That won't do. He's chosen this path, so even if he has to cry, he'll keep going.

Wang Chaojun sobs as he gets down to business.

He'll show him just how powerful a big, strong top can be.

Reader's guide: 1. This is a companion story to I Heard My Childhood Friend Had a Crush on Me. It's about a bottom becoming a top for love. Short, not particularly well written, and the logic is dead. It's just for fun and stress relief.

2. The story can be read from either the top's or the bottom's perspective. The top starts out inexperienced, but later isn't; the bottom is inexperienced in every way.

Theme: We will all grow through hardship.