Ha! Flatten the Male Lead with One Palm!

[Main story told in third person]

Also known as The Slap Princess (?)

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I transmigrated.

Heaven was kind to me. After I died, it stuffed me into my own game save, trying to give me a complete and happy life.

But it got the data wrong and dumped me into my earliest save: terrible stats, a ruined reputation, negative assets, and zero affection points.

I cried.

As far as I knew, I was a fake princess: ill-tempered, unloved, with dirt on me from head to toe, hated by cats and dogs alike.

Worse than the so-called “hellish start,” because there was no grace period from the start: I was thrown straight into a battlefield of romantic rivals!

My life's defining trait was being pathetic. If the King of Hell wanted me dead by the third watch, I'd have to hang myself by the second.

But I knew there was still a way forward, because I could always choose death.

If I wanted to log out of the game early, instead of struggling to kill myself under the palace staff's watchful eyes, I might as well make everyone hate me!

So the first time I saw the emperor, I rushed up and slapped him.

When I met the empress, I rushed up and slapped her.

When I ran into the chancellor, I rushed up and slapped him.

When I bumped into the general, I rushed up and slapped him.

My life's defining trait was being pathetic, so I decided to strike first, drive them mad with rage, and leave them helpless in front of my corpse.

...Whether they were crazy, whether they fell in love with me because of it, or whether they wanted to save me, I couldn't care less.

Let me say it again: my life's defining trait was being pathetic. So before I pathetically start over, I'll humiliate everyone equally. Tap to support me, and help me beat every male lead to a pulp!

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[Reading Guide]

1. Everyone has a one-sided crush.

2. The heroine thinks she's pathetic, but she's just not quite right in the head.

3. Let me say it again: the heroine is nuts, weird, and not quite right in the head. This whole story is a case of her being the problem!

Theme: The world is full of love