Today, I'm Going to Be a Real Villain

P.S. Inspiration has been scarce, so updates are on hiatus. I'll resume once I have more than ten chapters saved up.

It was a sunny day. Wearing the new sun-protection face mask I'd bought, I walked past the coffee shop I owned and into a small park in Beika Town.

Unfortunately, on my way past the coffee shop, I ran into my landlord, who lived upstairs, and the new child in his family.

After a bit of a struggle, I finally managed to say goodbye to these two strange people who stuck to me like glue, and made it to the small park where we'd agreed to meet.

I was a little excited.

It had been five whole years since I returned from a business trip to Germany and stepped into the graveyard of marriage. The Organization was finally going to end my boring life. If they didn't recall me soon, my coffee shops would spread across all of Japan.

I caught sight of a flash of black fluttering in the wind. It was probably an Organization member who'd been waiting here.

Rum had told me the person coming to meet me was Gin, the Organization's top rat exterminator.

I'd heard about his reputation while I was in Germany. Now, after being shelved for five years, I would finally get to see the legend for myself.

"Hey--"

I sneaked over, just about to greet him, when a pistol was pressed against my forehead.

This scene seemed familiar.

I raised my head tremblingly, my gaze moving from the silvery-white hair before me to the stern face beneath it. "Honey?"

"My Loving Husband Is My Colleague"

"The Distillery Couple"

Reader's Guide: 1. I haven't watched all of Detective Conan, so there are definitely plot and characterization holes, as well as OOC moments. If that bothers you, feel free to drop the story.

2. This is self-indulgent fanfic. Both the male and female leads are on the dark side.

3. The ending is set. No one's death will be changed. A popular character might die. Both leads die, but it's a HE.

Theme: Don't change anyone's position