Gui Gou, a mighty cultivator at the Tribulation Transcendence stage, was nicknamed the Lone Dog Immortal Venerable. Anyone who clung to him, coveted him, forced him, or imprisoned him had their cultivation crippled. Anyone who tried to form a Dao companion contract with him became fuel for his path of slaughter.
"Others resent me for not understanding the sweetness of love. I laugh at them for not knowing how precious freedom is."
"Making friends? Fine.
Dating? Fine.
Sex? Fine, as long as no one expects me to take responsibility.
Marriage? Don't even think about it."
The Lone Dog Immortal Venerable transmigrated one day and found himself in the body of a married person.
Lone Dog: Plotting a divorce...
On their wedding night, An Songjin told his Omega, "Pheromone compatibility is only for reproduction, and I have no need for that. Sign the agreement. When the time is up, we'll get divorced."
Gui Gou was quite satisfied. He patiently waited for the agreed-upon day, pushed away the head that An Songjin had pressed against his neck to kiss him, and handed him the divorce papers. "Sign here."
An Songjin: "Did I make you angry?"
Gui Gou: "Forgot? We signed an agreement a year ago, and today was set as our divorce date."
"You're angry about that? I was wrong. I was an idiot back then. I destroyed my copy ages ago. Dear Mr. Gui, punish me as harshly as you like, until you've let it all out..."
"I'm not angry. I'm quite satisfied with the agreement. I want a divorce."
"..."
"...Why? Have you grown tired of me?"
He gently made an excuse: "I secondarily differentiated into an Alpha."
"That was almost a year ago. How many times have you forcibly marked me since then...?"
He shamelessly made an excuse: "I have an Omega I like."
"Then I'll kill that Omega. I'll get gender reassignment surgery tomorrow."
He said one thing while meaning another: "I don't like you."
"..."
"You're teasing me again. You've done so much for me. We've been through life and death together..."
At last, he lost patience and told the truth: "Since I've been so good to you, could you just sign? I simply want a divorce."
An Songjin: "..."
"So..." An Songjin finally understood. His eyes bloodshot, he grabbed Gui Gou around the waist and thrust himself inside. "You were only good to me so you could divorce me?!"
"There are only two ways to become single again. Either you get divorced, or you become a widower. But as long as I'm alive, I will never sign the divorce papers."
He calmly and serenely informed him.
They calmly and serenely informed him.
He was forever carefree, gracious, and unhurried. His eyes held mountains, seas, and flying birds, but never a person.
[Reader Notice]
1. The protagonist is the pursuer. Strong characters on both sides. No split personalities. His marriage partners are different people, and there are also people who want to steal him away. The Lone Dog sometimes falls in love, of course, but that doesn't stop him from wanting a divorce.
2. He gets married more than once. See how each prospective spouse brings their own tricks to the table to find out how that happens. (The Lone Dog, from a cultivation world: You interstellar people sure have a lot of tricks.)
3. He gets divorced more than once. See how each spouse brings their own tricks to the table to find out how that happens. (The Lone Dog: This venerable one really did try hard, but the progress bar kept racing backward. This venerable one couldn't control it.)
4. The success rate for divorce isn't 100%. See how the spouses bring their own tricks to the table to find out how that happens. (The Lone Dog: Yes, at certain times this venerable one is legally a bigamist because of differences in legal systems... I have no face to return to the cultivation world and face my fellow villagers.)
5. The ending is single. Here, "single" means there is no spouse listed in the household register. (The Lone Dog: Sob, did I really manage it on my own?) Whether he can truly stay single in real life depends on how the story unfolds. (The Lone Dog: Sob, this venerable one understands. This venerable one will do his best!)
[The premise is unchanged. The blurb and title are still being revised. Screenshot from 2023-01-13]
Theme: The individual and free will cannot be changed!