Your Dad Has Been a Widower for Years [Quick Transmigration]

Gender-swap transmigration: woman to man / bisexual / attracted to both men and women / seme protagonist / no CP / fatherhood story

[1. Better Than Business Warfare]

“My Fake Son’s Lover Looks Just Like Me, and My Real Son Is That Lover”

Guan Fu once helped a senior test a game. In it, she played a poor young man who flirted with a rich heiress and married her. Sadly, his wife died less than two months after giving birth. By then, they had nearly found all the game's bugs, so Guan Fu put it aside.

[That's right, you've transmigrated twenty years into the future of that game. The good news is that the poor young man has become a business tycoon, and the child you gave birth to is all grown up.]

Pure college girl Guan Fu: I've transmigrated, made it big, become a dad without the pain of childbirth, and now have fresh air at an altitude of 195 centimeters and eight-pack abs. Yay!

[The bad news is, do you know what kind of game your friend asked you to test back then?]

[It's one that could never be released in China... And your son is one of the pursuers in the story, committing enough crimes in a day to fill half the Criminal Code.]

Guan Fu (looking for a feather duster): NO!

[There's more good news: your son is fake.]

Guan Fu (laughing): What a ridiculous plot.

[And the final piece of bad news: your real son is being kept as a lover by your fake son.]

Guan Fu: My real son? His lover? Isn't that the game's player-receiver?!!!

Guan Fu stops laughing: Wow, this is messed up.

“Why did you do it?”

“Because I was jealous of him.” x2

“I really was jealous of him. Why wasn't I the one related to you by blood?”

“I should be the one who's jealous. He had you all to himself for so many years! That should have been me!”

[2. The Dragon God in Qin]

“Even If My Little Dragon Is the God of Destruction, He Still Gets a Bamboo Shoot Whacking for Bringing Down Qin Behind My Back”

According to prophecy, the last of the dragon race would be a dragon of annihilation. Born to bear all the world's pain and filth, it would possess boundless power surpassing even the Creator God, and would destroy both the dragon race and the entire world. It would be the God of Destruction.

“It's been three thousand years, and every dragon is gay. With the way things are among the dragons, I bet the last dragon won't be born even in another thirty thousand years!”

The young elf A Fanling laughed as he tossed a few copper tus to the wandering poet, then continued on his travels.

When the grown-up A Fanling used a secret art to die and be reborn as a dragon, he recalled the prophecy and felt that things could only have turned out this way.

At that moment, a newborn dragon rose slowly, its back draped in a waterfall of dazzling, multicolored flowers of eternal life. It held a golden balance in its mouth, while the withered branches of the World Tree formed grotesque horns atop its head. The wailing continents curled beneath its claws into a ball of chaos.

When its wings, vast enough to blot out the sky, first unfurled before the world, every forbidden spell lost its power.

The scales on its left wing were pure white and fine, glowing with divine radiance. Born with the power to judge the gods, it lifted the tip of its wing and drove it straight through the lofty Creator God, pinning them to their divine realm. Its right wing was covered in oozing sores, with countless unnameable eyes of all sizes wriggling like earthworms. When the black wing swept down to cleave the world, it was like a knife slicing through butter. The God of Destruction destroyed the world, and destroyed itself as well.

After transmigrating as the Ancestral Dragon, Guan Fu spent who knew how many eons holed up in the primordial world. He watched them build their towers, watched them feast their guests, and watched their towers collapse. No matter who came looking for him, he would just curl up and sleep.

Until one day, Guan Fu woke up groggy and found a dragon egg beneath his belly.

An Yinglong? Or... a Western dragon?

Guan Fu (looking at the sky, then at himself): D-did I get pregnant just from feeling something?

[3. Global Qing Dynasty]

“His Majesty Hasn't Even Gotten Started, and the Crown Prince Has Already Raised Himself Right”

‘Something's off about Imperial Father.’ On the fourteenth day since Yinreng was reborn, he became certain of one thing: ‘Imperial Father is definitely not the emperor from my previous life.’

This Imperial Father had only ever had Empress Heseri as his wife while alive. Since her death, the harem had remained empty.

[4. The Spy Mystery]

“The Day News of His Death Arrived, I Discovered My Dad Was the Comrade I'd Been Meeting for Ten Years”

“Comrade Yinglong, from today onward, you will be Comrade Qinglong's designated contact.”

[5. A Century-Old Secret]

“Dear Father-in-Law: Dad, I Took the Spaceship You Designed to Mars!”

“To protect our nation's valued experts and their secrets, this memorial letter is to remain sealed for now and must not be made public.”

[Edited on 2025-08-24, screenshot]

Theme: Harmony and goodwill