Important: Sorry, this story may be updated only occasionally for now. Something has come up at home. I'll start writing again once it's taken care of.
Blurb:
After being locked inside the Prison Realm in her brother's place, 5T9 figured she'd be stuck in a lightless cell for a long time. That was until the System tossed her a little ninja to raise.
At first: Make me raise a kid? I might mess them up.
Later: This is my kid. Anyone who dares lay a hand on them will get their head knocked sideways!
The System told her to teach the kid how to deal with bullies, so she told them to hit back. The System told her to teach the kid to wash the dishes after meals, so she said, "Why wash them? Smash them and get new ones." The System asked her to tell the kid a bedtime story, so she told them a horror story. The System asked her to play with the kid, so she taught them to play Dou Dizhu with the big fox.
System: It's hopeless. This one's truly hopeless! [Gives up]
A story about an unreliable jujutsu sorcerer raising a child. Whether she can raise them right remains to be seen. Stay tuned~
Bonus scene:
5T9: Big fox, come play cards! We need one more. Let's play Dou Dizhu! [Excited]
Nine-Tails: You want to be the landlord? [On guard]
Naruto: I won't bid!
5T9: I'll let you have it. I won't bid! [Smirks]
The Nine-Tails glanced at its hand and frowned: Three of a kind with a kicker!
Naruto: I'll beat that!
5T9: Pass!
Nine-Tails: Four Jacks, bomb! [Confident]
Naruto: Can't beat it~
5T9: Four Aces, bomb! [Easy as pie]
Nine-Tails: I don't believe you have another bomb. Four 2s! [Gritting its teeth]
5T9: Sorry~ Rocket and an airplane, 17 cards, and I beat you just like that! Bye-bye~
Nine-Tails: Fuck (a kind of plant)
Important:
1. This story has a lighthearted, everyday feel. The logic is dead, so don't think too hard about it~
2. The characters may be a little OOC. Please forgive me~
3. The main story may or may not have a couple~
4. The protagonist was created using Gojo as the genetic template. Their abilities are similar, so you can think of them as a gender-swapped Gojo. Consider this a warning, and don't read if that's not for you~
Theme: It's best to find a reliable adult to raise a child!
Hahahahahahaha Naruto: Where is my dumpling?!!!
When I was watching the anime, I felt that he was like the kind of guy who, when you give him a slap in the face, he would also send the other cheek up to you to slap you.
Jiujiu, you still have the nerve to tell others, isn't your brother the same?
I'm laughing so hard. The cursed gorilla is not just a casual talk about AWA (leave away).
Hahahaha, when people in the village saw it, they immediately thought that the demon fox was coming out
It's so good, living unscrupulously. In other words, they are indeed brother and sister, they are exactly the same.
The setting of the third generation is the final BOOS from the beginning
What's going on? Why haven't you updated the article in so long?
Hhhh I haven't watched Naruto again for a long time, I only remember the ramen in it hahahahaha
This article cured my high blood pressure, I'm so happy!