How to Raise a Green-Tea Princess

Desai is a very professional evil dragon. Every day, aside from making money, he diligently follows the proper procedures for kidnapping princesses.

Until he adopted a little princess.

Gazing at this adorable human child, Desai's heart melted: I'll raise him well!

But as he raised the child, Desai grew more and more troubled.

Why is this not going the way I expected?

Other princesses like singing and dancing.

His little one likes fishing and climbing trees.

Other princesses love little animals.

When his little one sees anything alive in the hills behind their home, he starts planning how to roast it until crispy.

Other princesses look forward to their prince on a white horse arriving soon.

His little one asks him if the prince's horse has to be white.

The evil dragon rubs his belly, which has grown rounder from his little one feeding him instead, and goes to ask his wizard friend with a pout: Have I done something wrong raising him?

The wizard strokes his chin. Maybe... have you ever considered... that your princess is a boy...?

The evil dragon refuses to believe it: Don't be ridiculous! I know my own little one!

Years later, he looks at the grown-up child beside him and worries until tears fall.

That wizard's jinx of a mouth! His little one really does have a dick!

The little one smiles and wipes away his tears: What? Now that you know I'm not a princess, you don't like me anymore?

·The story of two idiots·

Foodie · Little ray of sunshine · Evil dragon bottom × low-level green tea, sweet on the outside and devious underneath · Princess top

·The romance only begins when they're adults. Before that, it's purely familial affection.·

Theme: Love makes people better.