All Members of the Live Medical Consultation Died!

After following the master to solve 9999 difficult and complicated diseases, the famous goddess doctor Bai Jiesui in the other world came back and is now a rookie Chinese medicine doctor with some medical skills. Some people regard him as a third-rate traditional Chinese medicine doctor who conducts live broadcasts over the Internet to consult netizens. However, this "third-rate traditional Chinese medicine doctor who was ostentatious and deceitful" suddenly became popular in the entertainment and health variety show created by Lujiang Platform. The audience is not here to learn health knowledge, nor are they here to see a beautiful doctor attending a consultation. They... Came to watch the show and eat. A message for the male idol who creates a pure and innocent single personality. Bai Jiesui: "I'm a little weak, so don't be intimate with your girlfriend recently." The male idol denied it: "I am single and have no girlfriend." Bai Jiesui smiled resolutely: "Yes, you were together at 6 o'clock this morning, twice." The male idol broke into a cold sweat: "..." Give the pulse of socialites and internet celebrities who are famous for showing off their wealth. Bai Jiesui: "Don't eat poisonous bird's nests anymore." Socialite: "That's nonsense. The ready-to-eat bird's nests I eat are all our own brand 6S leading Tianzhan!" Bai Jiesui: "The harmful substances in your bird's nest exceed the standard, and if you eat it again, you will be at risk of cancer." The celebrity's face turned pale: "..." To give the pulse of a middle-aged actor who cheated on his ex-wife after becoming famous. Bai Jiesui: "Smoking less is not good for your asthenozoospermia." The actor was furious: "Who are you calling weak? Our children are almost ten years old." Bai Jiesui frowned and thought: "That's not right. You were born with severe weak sperm and have not been treated. It is impossible to have children." The actor's face turned from white to black and then to green. At first, netizens thought that Bai Jiesui was doing some chores to create the effect of the show. Not long after the show aired, four girls came out to tear up the male idol, the celebrity's warehouse was sealed by the relevant departments, and the middle-aged actor took his two children for a DNA test... Netizens: ... I have never seen such a social consultation scene. The information revealed by Chinese medicine doctors is more exciting than entertainment reporters. They didn't take it too seriously to watch the excitement, and celebrities and superstars in the Aite circle went to Bai Jiesui's place to check their pulse. The celebrities and superstars who were attracted by Aite collectively fell into silence. I don't dare to go, and I don't dare not to go. Tips before reading: ①: The inspiration for the meme comes from the social life experiences of netizens when seeing Chinese medicine. ②: In order to ensure the interest and readability of the story, there will be a certain degree of myth about the heroine's ability. The whole text is fictitious, and there are a lot of private nonsense. There are unrealistic settings and plots. For the sake of everyone's blood pressure and IQ, readers who don't want to be traumatized and related majors should proceed with caution. ③: Articles related to non-serious medicine are mainly for the purpose of making jokes. In reality, please do not take them seriously and you must go to a regular hospital for medical treatment. ④: The whole text is fictional, do not bring in real people or events. ———————————————————————— Next door is pre-collecting "Hiding in the Snow for One and a Half Years and Thousands of Side Businesses", please collect it~ Dressed as a hidden female star, Guan Wei sighed, her comeback was far away and her days were precarious. If you want to live, you can't sit still and wait for death. Since she couldn't find a job in her main business, she could only temporarily find a temporary job and develop a part-time job as a side job. Part-time job 1, delivering sows, earning 500; Part-time job two, go to the construction site to cook a big pot of rice, and earn 400; Part-time job three, part-time undertaker, credited to 500; Part-time job four, working on the sewing machine in the factory, earning 800; Part-time job 5: Helping people write memorials, and earns 1,000; Part-time job 6: Build a paper figurine villa for worship, and earn 1,200; Part-time job 7, murder scene cleaner, credited 1,500... It's not that his colleagues didn't work hard, it's just that Guan Wei was too ambitious and accidentally made hundreds of millions of small achievements in his part-time job. Cook a big pot of rice and become a top private chef, with a dish worth 20,000; While working part-time as an undertaker, he discovered that the deceased died abnormally, assisted the police in catching the murderer, and received a reward of 50,000 yuan; He became the world's top designer by using a sewing machine, and celebrities and rich men spent millions to order a dress; Starting with paper-making figures, her intangible cultural heritage paper-making works won international awards, with an auction price of 1 million; I practiced writing ritual articles, and then wrote a best-selling book, earning 8 million yuan from copyright... After a year and a half, the agency finally remembered that Guan Wei was still there and made a random announcement for her. At this time, fans who had followed Guan Weiwei for more than a year were collectively dumbfounded:? ? ? It turns out that Guan Wei, you are actually a star. How can I say that your main job is unknown, but your side job is world-famous? Purpose: Inheriting traditional Chinese medicine culture