I Became Rich Thanks to Black Technology Patents

The next book "Miracle Doctor Consultation, All Employees Die!" Seeking for collection The all-round genius Dai Li, who holds tens of thousands of invention patents, has gone through the book and transformed into a female star with a lot of scandals in the entertainment industry. She has a 50 million gambling agreement and her contract is about to expire. A truly strong man is never afraid of hell mode. Dai Li got up overnight and logged onto the National Patent Network. Constant temperature materials, artificial gills, body shaping capsules, physiological analgesics... Just register a few patents first, so that you won't starve to death if you can't survive in the entertainment industry. * Netizens have noticed that Dai Li, who has always been a show-off, has a strange style of painting recently. Other female stars wore haute couture on the red carpet, but she came wearing a sun protection suit. Seeing the female celebrity sitting next to her who was shivering from the cold, Dai Li took out the same type of sun protection clothing: "This is a clothing made of constant temperature material. No matter whether the weather is hot or cold, if you put it on for one second, I will give you 500, and I will give you the clothing." Actress next door: Do you believe it's so outrageous? :) Netizens heard this: Why don't you grab a piece of tattered clothes for 500? It's also made of thermostatic material, you can really blow it! Later, netizens saw that Dai Li appeared on the science variety show "Making Edison", and the things she presented in it became more and more outrageous. What are the body shaping capsules that can improve gastrointestinal flora and lose weight without pain; A physiological analgesic device that can eradicate female aunt pain; And a cell phone that can smell... First netizen: Exaggerated propaganda, whoever believes it will blame it! Later I found out, Constant-temperature materials to prevent freezing, fire insulation, and poisonous smoke were adopted by Forest City firefighting. Since then, no firefighter has been burned. A menstrual painkiller has women across the country who suffer from menstrual cramps cheering in unison. Netizens who are hindsight: What is the conscientious price of a 500-piece thermostatic suit QAQ * Later, a program team went to Dai Li's house for a surprise live broadcast and photographed the mountain of patent certificates piled up at her house. The director and the live audience had pupil earthquake:... Dai Li: If I can't become popular, I can only make a living by selling patents. They are all small inventions. I also have patents on countless major projects such as alternating current storage technology, controllable nuclear fusion, and bionic organs. Welcome to consult ^_^~ Netizen: Isn't this considered popular? It turns out that everyone uses your inventions and pays you patent fees... [Brainless Su Shuang, the plot setting is unrealistic, the golden finger is thick and thick, please do not take it seriously] [Don't be too scientific or unscientific, let us retain our fantasy, maybe it can really come true in the future] ——————The following is the pre-collection of "The Miracle Doctor's Consultation, All Employees Die!" ———————— After successfully curing 9,999 difficult and complicated diseases, Bai Jiesui, the unparalleled goddess doctor in the world, traveled through time and became a rookie Chinese medicine practitioner with some medical skills. He consulted netizens through live broadcasts over the Internet, and became a third-rate Chinese doctor in the eyes of everyone. However, this "third-rate traditional Chinese medicine doctor who was ostentatious and deceitful" suddenly became popular in the entertainment and health variety show created by Lujiang Platform. The audience is not here to learn health knowledge, nor are they here to see a beautiful doctor attending a consultation. They... Came to watch the show and eat. A message for the male idol who creates a pure and innocent single personality. Bai Jiesui: "I'm a little weak, so don't be intimate with your girlfriend recently." The male idol denied it: "I am single and have no girlfriend." Bai Jiesui smiled resolutely: "Yes, you were together at 6 o'clock this morning, twice." The male idol broke into a cold sweat: "..." Give the pulse of socialites and internet celebrities who are famous for showing off their wealth. Bai Jiesui: "Don't eat poisonous bird's nests anymore." Socialite: "That's nonsense. The ready-to-eat bird's nests I eat are all our own brand 6S leading Tianzhan!" Bai Jiesui: "The harmful substances in your bird's nest exceed the standard, and if you eat it again, you will be at risk of cancer." The celebrity's face turned pale: "..." To give the pulse of a middle-aged actor who cheated on his ex-wife after becoming famous. Bai Jiesui: "Smoking less is not good for your asthenozoospermia." The actor was furious: "Who are you calling weak? Our children are almost ten years old." Bai Jiesui frowned and thought: "That's not right. You were born with severe weak sperm and have not been treated. It is impossible to have children." The actor's face turned from white to black and then to green. At first, netizens thought that Bai Jiesui was doing some chores to create the effect of the show. Not long after the show aired, four girls came out to tear up the male idol, the celebrity's warehouse was sealed by the relevant departments, and the middle-aged actor took his two children for a DNA test... Netizens: ... I have never seen such a social consultation scene. The information revealed by Chinese medicine doctors is more exciting than entertainment reporters. They didn't take it too seriously to watch the excitement, and celebrities and superstars in the Aite circle went to Bai Jiesui's place to check their pulse. The celebrities and superstars who were attracted by Aite collectively fell into silence. I don't dare to go, and I don't dare not to go. Purpose: Make the world a better place