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After conscientiously completing the "Olympic Gold Medal" series of quick travel missions, Tan Chichi finally retired as he wished.
Tan Chichi's wish for the new dimension is very simple. She just wants to lie down comfortably and eat and drink every day, and she never wants to exercise or sweat again.
With good wishes, Tan Chichi transformed into a female star. In the eyes of the audience, she was an 18th-tier female star with unrivaled beauty, no sense of gaudiness, pretentious worship of money, and a love for hype. Her career was hindered and she was about to retire from the industry.
All I have left is a job offer for a sports competition program.
Tan Chichi: A macho man takes oxygen. Jpg
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"Superstar National Games" aims to convey sportsmanship and positive energy.
Other celebrities responded positively: "I like sports very much!"
It was Tan Chichi's turn, with a cold face: "I have no interest in sports."
On the show, the sports-loving celebrities trained clumsily and aggressively, with blisters on their hands and sweat dripping all over the floor, which made the audience feel distressed.
Tan Chichi tilted his head and sat in the stands, sleeping soundly, turning a blind eye to the coach.
The audience yelled at Tan for holding back his teammates for so long and asking him to get out as soon as possible if he didn't want to train.
During the competition, the celebrities competed with each other on the field, and were praised to the heavens for completing the project.
When it was Tan Chichi's turn, she directly chose the 10-meter air rifle, which is least likely to sweat, and shot nine 10.9 Rings in one breath.
Tan Chichi frowned: "Sorry, my hand is a little raw."
Other celebrities who missed the target:? ! !
Audience:? ! !
In the blink of an eye, Tan Chichi stood on the ten-meter platform and completed a set of 5255B with a difficulty coefficient of 3.7, Like a needle in water. Got five 10 points from the referee.
Tan was not satisfied for a long time: "Sorry, the water splash was not pressed properly."
Platform fish fry star:? ! !
Audience:? ! !
After the show started, viewers discovered that Tan Chichi, who claimed to have no interest in sports, knew everything.
Rhythmic gymnastics, high jump, swimming, figure skating...
She could win all the awards by herself, and the whole Internet went crazy. What kind of god is she? They all kneeled down.
According to reports, after the show, all the coaches at the scene started fighting for Tan Chichi, and they all wanted to snatch her to their national team.
Tan Chichi firmly refused: "Sorry, I'm really not interested in sports."
The audience was anxious: You have talent! ! Please go to the Olympics and win gold!
Tan Chichi: To be honest, I have won a lot more Olympic gold medals...
[Do not bring in prototypes without prototypes]
[The golden finger is huge, the whole text is brainless and embarrassing, don't force it if you can't bear the brainless setting]
[In the early stage, it focuses on entertainment circles, and in the later stage, it focuses on sports competition]
[Relevant information comes from the Internet. If there are any errors, please point them out gently]
[The national and regional annual competition system is empty, with private settings included]
Written on 21/8/10
————The following is the pre-collection of "The Miracle Doctor's Consultation and All Employees Die!" ——————
After successfully curing 9,999 difficult and complicated diseases, Bai Jiesui, the unparalleled goddess doctor in the world, traveled through time and became a rookie Chinese medicine practitioner with some medical skills.
He consulted netizens through live broadcasts over the Internet, and became a third-rate Chinese doctor in the eyes of everyone.
However, this "third-rate traditional Chinese medicine doctor who was ostentatious and deceitful" suddenly became popular in the entertainment and health variety show created by Lujiang Platform.
The audience is not here to learn health knowledge, nor are they here to see a beautiful doctor attending a consultation.
They... Came to watch the show and eat.
A message for the male idol who creates a pure and innocent single personality.
Bai Jiesui: "I'm a little weak, so don't be intimate with your girlfriend recently."
The male idol denied it: "I am single and have no girlfriend."
Bai Jiesui smiled resolutely: "Yes, you were together at 6 o'clock this morning, twice."
The male idol broke into a cold sweat: "..."
Give the pulse of socialites and internet celebrities who are famous for showing off their wealth.
Bai Jiesui: "Don't eat poisonous bird's nests anymore."
Socialite: "That's nonsense. The ready-to-eat bird's nests I eat are all our own brand 6S leading Tianzhan!"
Bai Jiesui: "The harmful substances in your bird's nest exceed the standard, and if you eat it again, you will be at risk of cancer."
The celebrity's face turned pale: "..."
To give the pulse of a middle-aged actor who cheated on his ex-wife after becoming famous.
Bai Jiesui: "Smoking less is not good for your asthenozoospermia."
The actor was furious: "Who are you calling weak? Our children are almost ten years old."
Bai Jiesui frowned and thought: "That's not right. You were born with severe weak sperm and have not been treated. It is impossible to have children."
The actor's face turned from white to black and then to green.
At first, netizens thought that Bai Jiesui was doing some chores to create the effect of the show.
Not long after the show aired, four girls came out to tear up the male idol, the celebrity's warehouse was sealed by the relevant departments, and the middle-aged actor took his two children for a DNA test...
Netizens: ... I have never seen such a social consultation scene. The information revealed by Chinese medicine doctors is more exciting than entertainment reporters.
They didn't take it too seriously to watch the excitement, and celebrities and superstars in the Aite circle went to Bai Jiesui's place to check their pulse.
The celebrities and superstars who were attracted by Aite collectively fell into silence.
I don't dare to go, and I don't dare not to go.
Purpose: Love sports, love sports!