New article "If you are no longer popular, you will have to sell patents to make a living" Please collect it~
After completing the infinite mission, Mingfu got a chance to be reborn and a healthy body.
She has been sick since she was a child, and she lives with her parents in the countryside. She also has an older brother who works in the city and cannot return home even once a year. All the money she earns is to treat her illness.
Not long after returning, Mingfu had a dream. In the dream, a pretty boy participated in an extreme survival variety show. Not only was he unable to take care of himself, he accidentally fell into the water during the recording and drowned.
And this unlucky pretty boy actually looks exactly like her brother who works out of town!
After waking up, Mingfu cried so sadly.
In order to make money for the family, my brother, who couldn't sing or dance, even embarrassed himself on TV and even lost his life.
So useless, so pathetic.
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Jingye, the leader and leader of the popular boy band Linkwe, refused in his heart when he learned that his sister wanted to join him in extreme survival.
His sister coughs every three steps, gasps every five steps, is squeamish and loves to cry, what should he do if she embarrasses him on the show?
It will cause him to lose fans.
Before the recording, Jingye said: "My sister has been in poor health since she was a child. She cannot do heavy work and has no life experience. I will make everyone laugh when the time comes."
Netizen 1: It's enough for such a cute sister to be responsible for the beauty. Of course it's your job to do the dirty and tiring work.
Netizen 2: Leader of the group, stand up, we can't let my sister suffer along with you!
Jingye:? Dear fans?
Jingye had to shoulder the responsibility of taking care of her sister.
On the first day of extreme survival, Jingye said: "Sister, please stand here and don't move. Brother, go get you two coconuts to quench your thirst."
When Jingye turned around to look for the bamboo pole, five or six coconuts fell on the ground, and Mingfu was about to throw away the remaining stones in his hand.
On the second day of Extreme Survival, Jingye said, "Sister, sit and watch the sea while my brother catches two fish for you to try."
When Jingye turned around to make the fishing rod, Mingfu had already emerged from the sea, with sea urchins, crabs, and big abalone in the bucket.
Everyone discovered that Mingfu, who was weak and had no life experience, could recognize herbs, build shelters, dive to catch fish, drill wood to make fire, set traps... And even cook delicious food.
It made other guests cry with envy.
Netizen: I won't tell who is the joke :)
On the Nth day of extreme survival, Jingye gave up his efforts and collapsed on the beach, pancakes: "Sister, what do you want to eat today? Brother wants to eat too."
Mingfu: "My good-looking teammate said he would send us lobsters soon."
Jingye: Oh...
Suddenly he sat up in shock as he was about to die:! ! ! Why is that black-hearted man suddenly so attentive? He must be coveting my position as captain!
The teammate smiled: Brother, don't worry, you will always be the captain.
Jingye lay down peacefully.
Sitting up in shock x2: Wait, something seems wrong?
——The next book is "If you are not popular anymore, you will have to sell patents to make a living." Please save it——
Dai Li, the genius of the century who holds tens of thousands of invention patents, has gone through the book and transformed into a female star with a lot of scandals in the entertainment industry. She has a 50 million gambling agreement and her contract is about to expire.
A truly strong man is never afraid of hell mode.
Dai Li got up overnight and logged onto the National Patent Network.
Constant temperature materials, artificial gills, body shaping capsules, physiological analgesics...
Just register a few patents first, so that you won't starve to death if you can't survive in the entertainment industry.
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Netizens have noticed that Dai Li, who has always been a show-off, has a strange style of painting recently.
Other female celebrities wore haute couture on the red carpet, but she came wearing sun protection clothing.
Seeing the female celebrity sitting next to her who was shivering from the cold, Dai Li took out the same type of sun protection clothing: "This is a clothing made of constant temperature material. No matter whether the weather is hot or cold, if you put it on for one second, I will give you 500, and I will give you the clothing."
Actress next door: Do you believe it's so outrageous? :)
Netizens heard this: Why don't you grab a piece of tattered clothes for 500? It's also made of thermostatic material, you can really blow it!
Later, netizens discovered that Dai Li was addicted to promoting outrageous new technologies.
What are the body shaping capsules that can improve gastrointestinal flora and lose weight without pain;
A physiological analgesic device that can eradicate female aunt pain;
And a cell phone that can smell...
He even went so far as to become a mentor in a science and technology variety show, giving advice to the contestants.
First netizen: False propaganda, whoever buys it will be fooled!
Later netizens: What is the price of a 500-piece thermostatic suit? QAQ
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The recent sudden advances in science and technology have brought huge changes to the lives of people across the country and around the world.
But the developer is very mysterious, and no one knows the news about the developer so far.
Until a program team went to Dai Li's home for a surprise live broadcast and photographed a mountain of patent certificates at her home.
The director and the live audience had pupil earthquake:...
Dai Li: If I can't become popular, I can only make a living by selling patents. They are all small inventions. I also have patents on countless major projects such as alternating current storage technology, controllable nuclear fusion, and bionic organs. Welcome to consult ^_^~
Netizen: Isn't this considered popular? You have changed your life and are about to change the world!
The whole world is rushing to send you patent royalties!
[Brainless Su Shuang, the plot setting is unrealistic, the golden finger is thick and thick, please do not take it seriously]
[Don't be too scientific or unscientific, let us retain our fantasy, maybe it can really come true in the future]
Purpose: Love family, love life
Reader comments
I really don't understand... It just feels like forced abuse for the sake of abuse. Obviously the writing is so good at the beginning... But at the end it's just an outline stream of consciousness essay... The twists and turns between attacking and receiving are really inexplicable, and it doesn't feel logical... I don't understand, I really don't understand...
"For the sake of placement" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
prevent
Author, do you still update it?
Come on (?-ω-`)
Woohoo, I like it so much. I hope it's no cp and focuses on the party's last persistence.
I really don't understand... It just feels like forced abuse for the sake of abuse. Obviously the writing is so good at the beginning... But at the end it's just an outline stream of consciousness essay... The twists and turns between attacking and receiving are really inexplicable, and it doesn't feel logical... I don't understand, I really don't understand...
"For the sake of placement" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ prevent
Author, do you still update it?
Come on (?-ω-`)
Woohoo, I like it so much. I hope it's no cp and focuses on the party's last persistence.