They’re Going Way Too Hard to Rank Up

You have no idea how hard guys these days work to rank up.

After graduating high school, Xia Ye settles into a life of collecting rent and waiting to die. Bored out of her mind, she starts playing a certain mobile MOBA.

She never thought she'd be any good at games, but it turns out she has a real talent. In just a week, she's reached King rank, and her teammates get stranger by the day.

Teammate One: From the start, they greet everyone as big brother and big sister, pick Yao and follow the jungler, while the marksman insists she follow him and threatens to go AFK if she doesn't. When sweet talk fails, Yao opens her mic and unleashes a deep, cello-like voice, cursing the marksman until he apologizes.

After the game, he sends Xia Ye a friend request: Big bro, can you carry me? QAQ

Teammate Two: A streamer who opens his mic from the start and never stops flirting. Playing mid-lane as Daji, he keeps saying, "Jungler bro, come gank!" and "Jungler bro, can I have your blue buff?"

After the game, he calls out, "Jungler bro, mwah! Love you, love you, love you! Please carry me!"

Teammate Three: Ever since she carried him a few times and added him on WeChat, he sends her greetings every morning and night, followed by, "Jungle King Dad, got time to carry me today? Pretty please. Cat praying.jpg"

At an in-person meetup, the real identities of "Jungler Bro" and "Jungle King Dad" are revealed: a gorgeous woman with fair skin and long legs, whose husky, mature voice could charm anyone. The clueless guys there exchange a knowing smile, all thinking, This Jungle King has to be my carry!

Love? There's no love in esports! Only ranking up!

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An illogical wish-fulfillment story. The author is a basic country bumpkin who loves this kind of thing, so read at your own risk.

The CP is unclear, and I don't even know if there'll be one in the end.

The female lead is the coolest and strongest. Just enjoy the story. If you don't like it, pick another book instead of insulting me. Mwah, mwah.

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