The Beloved Little Taoist Master, Age Four and a Half [Metaphysics]

Blurb:

The pillar of Qingxu Temple is about to travel the world, so four-and-a-half-year-old Yuanyuan is forced to be "fostered" by the wealthy Yun family.

The first day after moving in:

Yuanyuan smashes an antique that protects the Yun family home, then hugs the pieces and says in her baby voice, "Such a bad omen~"

Everyone in the Yun family is frantic. They are just about to scold her when the old lady, bedridden for ten years, comes flying down the stairs, fit and full of energy. "The ancestors have answered our prayers! That wretched bowl has made my back and legs hurt for ten years!"

That night, Yuanyuan's pockets are stuffed with gold bangles.

Three days after moving in:

The Yun family's aunt brings her boyfriend home, and the whole family is joyfully handing out wedding candies.

Yuanyuan tilts her head, a lollipop in her mouth. "Uncle has six peach blossoms blooming~"

"What nonsense!" Her aunt is so angry she's about to throw the candy box when the steward suddenly rushes in. "There are six young women at the door demanding compensation from the young master for the years of their youth!"

Ten days after moving in:

Kidnappers demand a hundred million from the Yun family for their young master. The whole family scrambles to raise money until dawn.

Yuanyuan putters through the door on her little tricycle, the young master riding in the back with snot bubbles popping out of his nose. "The police uncle said we don't have to pay! They packed up all the bad guys and took them away!"

The next day's headline: #FourYearOldCutieTakesOnKidnapperGang# Explosive!

Later on--

The top-tier star of an eldest son asks for Yuanyuan's opinion on every script before accepting a role. "Yuanyuan, take a look. Will it be a hit?"

The domineering CEO third uncle always asks before signing a contract, "Will this deal lose money?"

The top student older cousin clutches her books before exams. "Little fortune-telling immortal, show your power and predict the questions!"

Even the eighty-year-old patriarch chases after the little dumpling. "Good baby, tell me how many more years these old bones of mine have left?"

When Qing Xuanzi returns from his travels to fetch his disciple, the entire Yun family goes on high alert.

The old steward blocks the door. "Please go back, Temple Master!"

The security team forms a line. "You can't beat all thirty of us!"

The old lady clings to Yuanyuan and refuses to let go. "If you want to take Yuanyuan away, you'll have to step over my dead body!"

Qing Xuanzi: ??? This wealthy family is out of line. They actually want to steal a child from a temple!

Theme: Master one skill, and the whole world is yours.