A Metaphysical Toddler Makes It Big on a Countryside Reality Show

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It's a story about an ensemble cast, and the variety show is just a backdrop. @This story is entirely fictional. All characters, places, and events are imaginary, so please don't read real people or things into them or make assumptions. Blurb: Xuan Yue, a top-tier star with no acting skills, no singing ability, and no dancing skills, is set to appear on the rural variety show Let's Farm Together. His fans go wild: [Is this the Xuan Yue I think it is? My sports car is finally within reach.] [Xuan Yue on a farming show? Which village? Is it too late to head over and cheer him on?] [Are there any villagers from the place where Let's Farm Together is filming in the livestream? Drop a location pin!] But once the livestream begins, a four-year-old tot, pink-cheeked and as cute as a jade doll, riding on a tiger, takes over the screen. She turns a farming variety show into a supernatural show about catching ghosts, exorcising demons, reading faces, and telling fortunes, while also helping someone become a top-tier star. Watching the livestream's viewership climb higher every day, the director tearfully accepts the little one's makeover. Four-year-old Xuan Yuanyuan comes down the mountain alone to prepare a birthday present for her master, only to run into her grandnephew, Xuan Yue. After learning that Xuan Yue is uneducated, wasteful, and famous without deserving it, Yuanyuan decides, as his elder, to help him improve his skills, break his bad habits, and become a top-tier star in name as well as in fact. As Xuan Yue's professional skills improve, the little one and her team of demons and ghosts quickly take the internet by storm. They all become top-tier stars, and offers for films and TV dramas, variety shows, livestreams, endorsements, and research collaborations come pouring in like snowflakes. With the little one at the helm, her team of demons and ghosts and all the guests on Let's Farm Together work together to promote the village's agricultural products. They successfully turn the village where the livestream is filmed into an internet-famous destination, paving the way for the village's tourism industry. Little Scene One: In a wheat field sprouting fresh green shoots, Xuan Yue wears a straw hat and a towel around his neck as he sits on a bumpy tractor, eyes stinging from the exhaust. He gets off and heads into the field, holding a basin in one hand and scattering fertilizer. After every two handfuls, he takes a ten-minute break. A delicate little girl follows behind him. "No work, no food!" Xuan Yue grits his teeth and lifts his aching arm, barely able to raise it, to grab another handful of fertilizer. Little Scene Two: In a farmhouse courtyard full of flowers, Xuan Yue wears an undershirt and oversized shorts, sitting by a low table and slurping noodles from a huge bowl. He accidentally drops a noodle. A delicate little girl taps the table with a bamboo switch. "Wasting food means you're going to haul manure!" Xuan Yue obediently picks up the noodle from the table and puts it in his mouth, his expression pained. Little Scene Three: In the farmhouse kitchen, in front of the big stove, Xuan Yue has just ordered takeout and is about to pay when a gleaming, fifty-meter-long cleaver thunks into the red brick floor beside his feet. A delicate little girl walks over and pulls out the cleaver. "Waste money and I'll chop off your hand!" Xuan Yue hurriedly hides his phone behind his back. "I-I didn't spend anything. I was just looking up how to cook this dish." Coming soon: The Little Vampire Princess Is Everyone's Favorite on a Horror Variety Show Blurb: Shasha is the most precious little princess of the vampire race. Her vampire emperor father and vampire queen mother tell her that she also has a human older brother, Lin Hao, a recently popular rising star. Using her powerful supernatural abilities, Shasha foresees that after her brother reaches the peak of his career, someone will steal his good fortune. He'll be mercilessly vilified on a horror variety show, eventually forcing him to leave the entertainment industry. Shasha secretly leaves the vampire realm for the human world to find her brother. She wants to save him from the misfortune that will follow once his luck is stolen. But the human world is so big, and after searching many places without finding her brother, Shasha has no choice but to settle in an abandoned castle for the time being. Then one day, a group of humans arrives at the castle. Every night, they scream and flee in terror from the impure-blood vampires, yet refuse to leave. Their noise keeps her from sleeping. She decides to personally drive the humans out of the castle. But when she lifts a coffin lid, she sees her brother inside. Wow, she's so happy! She finally found him! She rushes over and wraps her arms around his neck. As a guest on the horror variety show Night of the Vampires, Lin Hao, like the other guests, assumes the terrifying scenes in the castle are elaborate sets built at great expense by the production team, and that the vampires, convincing enough to pass for the real thing, are staff in costume. All he has to do is follow the script, show off his acting skills, and make it to the end of the season. So he pretends to be scared and timid, doing everything he can to act terrified when he sees a vampire. And then, and then he really gets scared out of his wits! The vampires are real! Lin Hao hurriedly opens a door and hides inside, only to find an ornate little coffin. Its lid is slowly opening! A pink-cheeked little girl crawls out of the coffin. With black curls and dark eyes like grapes, she's soft, adorable, and rushes over to hug him, calling him her big brother. Two tiny white fangs peek out from her mouth. Lin Hao: This little girl must be food the vampires are saving for later. I have to rescue her from their clutches. Netizens: Wow, the baby's tiny fangs are so cute! I'm in love! Lin Hao, who has always been mocked for being a coward, suddenly changes his ways. When the vampires come after him, instead of running, he shields a delicate little girl behind him and prepares to face them head-on. But why are the vampires respectfully serving him a fruit platter piled high like a little mountain? At dinner, he gets ready to protect the little one and sneak into the kitchen under the vampires' noses. But why are the vampires bowing and inviting him to dine in the restaurant? Gradually, viewers realize that ever since the little girl appeared, Night of the Vampires has completely changed its tune. The vampires in the castle no longer chase them every night, trying to suck their blood. Instead, they come up with all kinds of delicious dishes for them, and even play symphonies while they eat. After dinner, the vampires even join them for a masquerade ball. The guests are even more panicked now. What are they up to? Are they trying to raise them? Theme: There's always something to learn from others, and real skill is the foundation of success.