The Phoenix Cub Goes Viral on a Survival Variety Show

Currently updating. Please add to your collection: "A Fortune-Telling Session, and I Even Took the Underworld Along for the Ride?" Coming soon: The sweet, delicate beauty dumps her scumbag boyfriend and wins over the villainous big shot. Please add "The Sweet Little Nanny of the Eighties" to your collection. Completed works: "The Wronged Stepdaughter of the Era Novel Quits" and "Diagnosing on Variety Shows, Prescribing Medicine on Livestreams." Lovely readers, please show them some support. Coming soon: "The Little Vampire Princess Is the Beloved Darling on a Horror Variety Show." The blurb is below. More upcoming stories are in the author's profile. Lovely readers, have a look and support the author if you find something you like Blurb: Xiaoxi is the most revered little princess of the phoenix clan, the apple of her Phoenix Dad and Phoenix Mom's eyes. She lives in a grand palace with a golden roof, crystal walls, and jade floors; sleeps on a warm jade bed encrusted with gems; and wears a princess dress trimmed with pearls. Whatever she wants to eat is brought right to her with a single glance. After five hundred years, she is reborn in flames as a human child with no father to cherish her and no mother to love her. She lives in an old house, sleeps on a plank bed, and wears old dresses. Even getting a piece of cake is difficult. It's true: a phoenix on the ground is no better than a chicken! But even so, she is happy every day, because she has the best big brother in the world. He's super gentle, super smart, and super handsome. Xiaoxi likes her brother so, so much. A quarrel between two children sparks an unprecedented social media sensation, drawing widespread attention. After the Black Room incident is exposed, related reports dominate Weibo's trending searches for days. Xiaoxi and her brother, Chu Dong, become a huge hit online. The survival variety show "Primitive Tribe" sees the siblings' popularity and invites them as a contrast pair, disregarding Chu Dong's disability. Xiaoxi persuades her brother to join "Primitive Tribe" so she can buy him a super-big, multi-tier birthday cake for his birthday every year from now on. A disabled man and a little girl on a survival variety show? The online crowd predicts disaster, waiting for the two to give up and quit. But Other teams think the disabled man and little girl will hold them back, so they make excuses to abandon them. The results? During the search for a campsite, a troop of monkeys brings them heaps of fruit. Xiaoxi and her brother hold bananas in one hand and mangoes in the other, eating as they follow the monkey king to a water source. During the shelter-building challenge, Xiaoxi and her brother move straight into a bear's den, eating barbecue and drinking honey water. During the beachcombing challenge, countless seabirds bring fish, shrimp, and scallops from the sea, leaving Xiaoxi and her brother with more than they can pick up. During the hunting challenge, a pack of wolves carries pheasants, hares, and other game right to their feet. Viewers camp out in the livestream around the clock, watching in bewilderment with bloodshot eyes and complaining as they go: I think I clicked into the wrong livestream. This isn't a survival variety show, it's a wildlife documentary! It's an underwater exploration livestream, a treasure hunt show, a whale-riding handball match, and, even more, a thrilling castle adventure show! Xiaoxi is hailed by viewers as the most astonishingly adorable child star for her incredible feats. Her brother earns the title of national singing sensation with an angelic voice thanks to his healing singing. The pair no one expected to succeed become the Divine Duo and take the internet by storm. Reader's Guide: · This is not purely an animal story. It's a variety show about an older brother raising a child, set against a wilderness survival backdrop, with danger but no real peril. It features friction and understanding between adults and children, interactions between humans and animals, and friendly relationships among children. · This is an ensemble story, and all the variety show guests get their moments. · This story is fictional and entirely from the author's imagination. Please don't read too much into it or invent extra meaning. · The animals eaten by the guests are farm-raised animals provided by the production team, not wild animals, and are safe to eat. · The text may be revised from time to time to fix typos or plot issues. These changes won't affect your reading, so there's no need to reread. Currently updating. 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Then the livestream begins Other wives show off their jewelry, handbags, and clothes, flaunting their wealth on camera. Si Lili shows off acupuncture, pulse diagnosis, and bone-setting, treating patients on camera. Other wives share candlelit dinners with their husbands at upscale restaurants. Si Lili and her husband grind medicinal powders, knead medicinal paste, and roll pills. Other wives go to auctions to buy jewelry and antiques. Si Lili goes to auctions to buy ginseng and reishi mushrooms. At first, the wives ostracize Si Lili, while online viewers call her a wicked stepmother and accuse her of shamelessly building a traditional Chinese medicine persona. But later After the variety show ends, everyone can't get enough of her "Every doctor recommended IVF for my husband and me, but after taking Lili's medicine, I got pregnant!" "My mother-in-law was paralyzed for years. Lili gave her a few acupuncture treatments, and now she can walk briskly!" "I used to count every grain of rice to keep my figure. Ever since I tried Lili's Slim Waist Pills, I can finally eat whatever I want!" Si Lili never expected that appearing on a variety show livestream would make traditional Chinese medicine a sensation all on her own. Major universities of Chinese medicine invite her to work as a consulting specialist and guest lecturer, while pharmaceutical companies ask her to serve as a technical advisor... After the show, she opens a traditional Chinese medicine wellness center, invests in a pharmaceutical factory on the verge of bankruptcy, and revitalizes a medicinal herb garden. Before she knows it, she has become a billionaire tycoon. With her wealth, she opens a Chinese medicine hospital, establishes a school of traditional Chinese medicine, and supports research in the field, working tirelessly to promote her country's medical heritage... Upcoming story, please add to your collection: "The Little Vampire Princess Is the Beloved Darling on a Horror Variety Show" Tentative blurb: Shasha is the most revered little princess of the vampire clan. Her Vampire Emperor Dad and Vampire Queen Mom tell her that she has a human older brother, Lin Hao, a hugely popular rising star. Using her extraordinary powers, Shasha predicts that after her brother reaches the peak of his career, someone will steal his fortune. He'll be badly vilified on a horror variety show and eventually forced to leave the entertainment industry. Shasha secretly leaves the vampire clan and heads to the human world to find her brother. She wants to save him from the terrible fate awaiting him after his fortune is stolen. But the human world is enormous. After searching in many places and failing to find her brother, Shasha has no choice but to settle down in an abandoned old castle. Then one day, a group of humans arrives at the castle. Every night, the impure-blood vampires scare them into shrieking and fleeing, but they refuse to leave, making so much noise that Shasha can't sleep. She decides to drive the humans out herself. But when she lifts a coffin lid, she sees her brother inside! Wow, she's so happy. She finally found him! She rushes over and throws her arms around his neck As a guest on the horror variety show "Night of the Vampires," Lin Hao thinks, just like the other guests, that the terrifying scenes in the castle are an expensive production, and that the vampires, realistic enough to fool anyone, are actors in costume. All he has to do is follow the script, show off his acting skills, and make it to the end of the season. So he pretends to be scared and timid, doing everything he can to act terrified when he sees vampires. And then, and then he really gets scared out of his wits! The vampires are real! Lin Hao quickly opens a door and hides inside, only to find an ornate little coffin. Its lid is slowly opening! A rosy-cheeked little girl climbs out of the coffin. She has glossy black curls and dark eyes like grapes, and she's soft, adorable, and cute. She rushes over, hugs him, and calls him her big brother, showing two gleaming little fangs Lin Hao: This little girl must be vampire food. I have to save her from their clutches. Viewers: Wow, a little one's tiny fangs are so cute! I'm in love! Lin Hao, who's always been mocked for being a coward, suddenly changes. When he sees vampires coming after them, he doesn't run. Instead, he shields the exquisitely pretty little girl behind him, ready to face the vampires head-on. But why are the vampires respectfully serving him a fruit platter piled high like a little mountain? At dinner, he prepares to protect the little girl and sneak into the kitchen under the vampires' noses. But why are the vampires bowing and inviting him to dine in the dining hall? Gradually, viewers realize that ever since the little girl appeared, the style of "Night of the Vampires" has changed completely. The vampires in the castle no longer chase them every night to suck their blood. Instead, they keep coming up with new ways to prepare all kinds of delicious food for them, and even play symphonies while they eat. After dinner, the vampires even invite them to a masquerade ball. The guests are even more flustered. What are they up to? Are they trying to raise them? Theme: Humans and animals can live together in harmony, and adults and children need to understand one another.