My Martial Uncle Says He's Frail

Before ascending, the founding master of Weiming Sect, the greatest immortal sect in the cultivation world, told his disciples that he had used his divination powers to find a future disciple. When that person appeared, they were to bring him back to the sect. He would one day bring good fortune to the sect. Jiang Mu had barely landed on his feet when a group of people knelt and called him Martial Uncle. Jiang Mu: "..." "You must have the wrong person. I'm sickly and frail, and I have no cultivation. How could I be your Martial Uncle?" The group thought, The founding master's divination can't be wrong. This person will bring good fortune to the sect... He doesn't need to have cultivation. Perhaps he's just a mascot. We should bring him back and take good care of him. So they ignored his protests and begged him to come with them. Jiang Mu was welcomed back to the sect by an adoring crowd. He stayed in the most luxurious palace, ate the finest delicacies, wore brocade woven from silkworm silk, and drank water boiled with spirit spring water. Whenever he went out, dozens of people carried him in a covered sedan chair. Even so, he was panting after every few steps. The others were alarmed and could only take even greater care of him. Still, now that he was in an immortal sect, he ought to do at least a token amount of cultivation. He had to reach Foundation Establishment at the very least, or he couldn't achieve immortality. And naturally, the one teaching him had to be the most powerful Immortal Venerable. Xu Qianlan was the undisputed greatest Immortal Venerable, unmatched in cultivation, but famous for his fiery temper. On the first day he came to teach Jiang Mu, Jiang Mu handed him a cup. "The water's too hot. Blow on it to cool it down for me." Xu Qianlan: "..." He clenched his fists and held back. On the second day, Jiang Mu pushed his sword toward him. "The hilt's too cold. Warm it up for me." He took a deep breath and held back again. On the third day, Jiang Mu handed him a hairpin. "My hair's a mess. Tie it up for me." Xu Qianlan flipped the desk, grabbed Jiang Mu by the collar, and was about to beat him up. The other man's clear, watery eyes gazed at him. His breathtakingly handsome face was full of innocence. Xu Qianlan gritted his teeth in fury, but couldn't bring himself to hit him. Xu Qianlan quit. He'd rather go out and slay demons than wait on that fussy Martial Uncle. But how did this Martial Uncle always manage to show up at just the right moment and save the day? It must be a coincidence, Xu Qianlan thought. His Martial Uncle was just a frail weakling. An ancient demon emerged, and blood-red clouds filled the sky. Above the Demon Abyss, Xu Qianlan slowly fell before everyone's eyes. A vast flood surged in like a white ribbon tearing through the heavens. Everyone looked up to see a figure step out of the curtain of water, with a raging river at his back, his robes and long hair drifting in the breeze. He gently caught Xu Qianlan. Xu Qianlan opened his eyes and murmured, "Martial Uncle..." Top, Jiang Mu; bottom, Xu Qianlan. A fussy top who's seemingly frail but is actually powerful x a hot-tempered bottom who can't bring himself to do anything to the top ----------Upcoming novel, please add it to your favorites---------- The Untouchable Shouldn't Fall from His Pedestal! (Quick Transmigration) Blurb: He is a gifted dancer who found fame as a teenager; He is a cool, distant actor covered in honors; He is an ethereal Immortal Venerable who can shake the heavens with a single sword strike; He is a brilliant scholar, full of ambition; He is a top student with a privileged background and outstanding grades; They are untouchable paragons, admired by all. They should have had boundless prospects, shining brightly throughout their brilliant lives. But... Some gave their hearts to the wrong people, were left devastated, and chose to ruin themselves; Some were endlessly drained by their families and had to resort to anything to make money; Some became demonic cultivators to save the world, only to be abandoned by all and become true fiends; Some were forced into becoming men's wives and humiliated, until they turned evil; Some were deceived by people they trusted and walked down a road of no return; In the end, these untouchable paragons fell from their pedestals into the mud, disgraced and with their futures destroyed... They never deserved such a fate! The Save the Untouchable Paragons System: "Host, you will randomly take on an identity in each world. Stop them from falling into the mud and give them the bright future they deserve!" Mu Cheng: "Got it." You will always be the brightest star, dazzling through the ages and captivating everyone. You will forever stand at the very top, with a brilliant future and flowers lining your path. So, is there anything else you want? The untouchable paragon turns around, blushing slowly. "I want to be with you. Can I?" Mu Cheng: "..." May love set you free, not bind you. Top-led quick transmigration; the bottom is the same person throughout. The top is a quick transmigrator, and the bottom is an untouchable paragon. The worlds' order is undecided, and more worlds will be added later. Theme: Love life and stay optimistic!