Immortal Venerable Zhou Ci founded the first and greatest immortal sect, Zigui Mountain. Later, he joined the quick transmigration bureau, where he kept his head down in the logistics department, ate his fill, and waited around like a lazy fish.
When he was transferred to the quick transmigration department one day, he learned that his disciples and their disciples had already squandered everything Zigui Mountain owned. They had even destroyed the immortal stone that protected the mountain.
The culprit was Qu Suiyou, the twelfth sect leader of Zigui Mountain. As luck would have it, he had also joined the quick transmigration bureau and was already out on a mission.
Zhou Ci rubbed his hands together and followed Qu Suiyou into every world.
System: Host, Qu Suiyou will be both beautiful and powerful in every world, but because of your arrival, he'll end up miserable.
Zhou Ci: Excellent.
System: But your mission is to win over a beautiful, powerful, and tragic man and make him fall in love with you. Here are some suggestions: serve him loyally, brave any danger for him, live and die for him, and bang your head against a wall for him...
Zhou Ci: Heh!
#When a scheming prince meets a former crown prince determined to restore his dynasty#
Zhou Ci: If I ruin his plans and take him by force, does that count as completing the mission?
System: ...
#When a wildly popular movie star meets a down-on-his-luck young master who fought hard to win the lead role#
Zhou Ci: If I turn him from the lead into a supporting actor so he has to work with me and I can get close to him, does that count as completing the mission?
System: ...
#When an elder of the Demonic Cult meets the light of the righteous martial world#
Zhou Ci: If I drag him into the abyss and keep him there with me, away from the light, does that count as completing the mission?
#When a rich, spoiled slacker meets a top student who wants to live independently and study hard#
Zhou Ci: I have money, so I do what I want. I'll buy houses everywhere and rent them to him, collecting rent from him. I'll cast a wide net so he has no chance of slipping through.
#When a master of the occult meets a wandering ghost#
Zhou Ci: Immobilization charms, obedience charms, x-ray charms... There's nothing I can't draw, only things you haven't thought of.
#When the greatest Immortal Venerable meets a fortune-teller who makes things up as he goes#
Zhou Ci: ...
System: Host, please follow the script!
Zhou Ci: I'm afraid I'm here to clean house.
Later...
Qu Suiyou, the former crown prince: In the end, I left the imperial capital. My beautiful-and-powerful character didn't collapse.
Zhou Ci: Right. I kept him hidden in a golden house outside the palace.
Qu Suiyou, the fallen young master: Later, I became a movie star and studied directing. I'm still both beautiful and powerful.
Zhou Ci: Right. I'm his exclusive leading man. We bring out the best in each other, and neither of us can do without the other.
Qu Suiyou, the light of the righteous martial world: Beneath the abyss, we...
Zhou Ci: Go on. What's there to be embarrassed about?
Qu Suiyou, the top student: Thanks, everyone. I bought a house of my own later, though it got destroyed.
Zhou Ci: Thanks, everyone. That's our new home. By the way, he bought my house. Go ahead and destroy it, it's fine.
Qu Suiyou, the wandering ghost: I have offerings now, so I won't go around scaring people anymore.
Zhou Ci: Right. You can only scare me.
Qu Suiyou, the fortune-teller: ...
System, looking bewildered: Host, how did you manage to complete every mission?
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This novel is also known as "Why Is the Grandmaster Like That?"
Curious bystander: Like what?
Qu Suiyou walks by, holding his lower back: He's just too caring... Um, I'm not feeling well. I'll be going now.
Bystander: ...
So much for cleaning house?
Zhou Ci: Exactly. I'm cleaning house.
One-on-one romance, Zhou Ci is the pursuer and Qu Suiyou is the pursued.
Theme: Be confident and independent, and keep moving forward.
Sorry, maybe I pay too much attention to right and wrong. I think right is right and wrong is wrong. I cannot let offenders for any reason, nor can I tolerate injustice because of friendship. I just have to endure it. I can never do anything that makes me care, and the people I love also endure it. I have been sensitive to feelings since I was a child. I know who is really good to me and who is falsely affectionate to move me, so I don't think much of people who are indecisive in their relationships. If they don't even know what they should care about and are hesitant, or even let their lover accompany me to tolerate and forgive others because of other people's mistakes, such a person is not worthy of being entrusted to him for the rest of his life.
I still prefer the way he looked when he attacked the original world. At that time, his character was really a brilliant person! It's just a pity that the colorful clouds are easy to scatter and the glass is broken. Such a good attack gradually changed later.
Hey, I wanted to watch the attack on Cong Shou, but as I watched, he started to attack Cong Shou, and there was no need to cause some misunderstandings. Zhou Ci was indecisive and made me anxious. A Qu obviously should take the initiative to attack, but suddenly he played hard to get. It made the thief uncomfortable and very depressing.
I don't understand why Zhou Ci is still protecting such a parent? It felt like Zhou Ci was too indecisive. It was obvious that his parents were Xu Jianyi's fault, but he wanted to take the blame on himself. If it were me, no matter if the landslide or the earth breaks apart, if you offend my people, I would want you to die badly. What about your parents? People's hearts are biased. I'll give you back what you give me. I don't have to take what you owe me. I'll sever the relationship from now on. We're not from the same world anyway, so why waste your feelings?
Hahaha, a sect formed by a group of chuunibyou
Fengguang Jiyue was good, but it was because he was so good that he died so miserably later on. I really cried to death!
Put your head down and leave for now. I'll help you wash it.
In troubled times, Jianghu is the world; in prosperous times, Jianghu is a small family.
Zhou Ci: I *****
I thought I had to change into a black robe, it looked so evil.
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Sorry, maybe I pay too much attention to right and wrong. I think right is right and wrong is wrong. I cannot let offenders for any reason, nor can I tolerate injustice because of friendship. I just have to endure it. I can never do anything that makes me care, and the people I love also endure it. I have been sensitive to feelings since I was a child. I know who is really good to me and who is falsely affectionate to move me, so I don't think much of people who are indecisive in their relationships. If they don't even know what they should care about and are hesitant, or even let their lover accompany me to tolerate and forgive others because of other people's mistakes, such a person is not worthy of being entrusted to him for the rest of his life.
I still prefer the way he looked when he attacked the original world. At that time, his character was really a brilliant person! It's just a pity that the colorful clouds are easy to scatter and the glass is broken. Such a good attack gradually changed later.
Hey, I wanted to watch the attack on Cong Shou, but as I watched, he started to attack Cong Shou, and there was no need to cause some misunderstandings. Zhou Ci was indecisive and made me anxious. A Qu obviously should take the initiative to attack, but suddenly he played hard to get. It made the thief uncomfortable and very depressing.
I don't understand why Zhou Ci is still protecting such a parent? It felt like Zhou Ci was too indecisive. It was obvious that his parents were Xu Jianyi's fault, but he wanted to take the blame on himself. If it were me, no matter if the landslide or the earth breaks apart, if you offend my people, I would want you to die badly. What about your parents? People's hearts are biased. I'll give you back what you give me. I don't have to take what you owe me. I'll sever the relationship from now on. We're not from the same world anyway, so why waste your feelings?
Hahaha, a sect formed by a group of chuunibyou
Fengguang Jiyue was good, but it was because he was so good that he died so miserably later on. I really cried to death!
Put your head down and leave for now. I'll help you wash it.
In troubled times, Jianghu is the world; in prosperous times, Jianghu is a small family.
Zhou Ci: I *****
I thought I had to change into a black robe, it looked so evil.