There's Something Off About My Sword Spirit

Yan Jin transmigrated into another world and then returned, thinking he'd become the villainous demon lord in a xianxia danmei novel he'd just read. The villain in the book was born with great strength and acted with ruthless cruelty. But his main purpose was to advance the romance between the protagonist gong and shou. When the protagonists failed to realize their feelings, he would stir up trouble so they could recognize their love while facing a common enemy. Then the protagonist shou would beat him back. When the protagonists got close, he would cause trouble so they'd be thrown into danger together and get a chance to bare their hearts. Then the protagonist gong would beat him back. When the protagonists had a misunderstanding, he would make things difficult so they could resolve their conflict and get together in a crisis. Then the two of them would beat him back hand in hand. Yan Jin: "...What did the villain ever do to you?" He decided to make the first move and get the two of them together in one go, so they would stop dragging him into their mess. But... Could someone explain why this legendary demon lord started out blind and crippled, with nothing but two mu of fields and a sword by his side? Could they show some respect for a villain born with great strength? At least he was supposed to have great strength. He tried moving his arm... What strength? My foot. Fortunately, those two mu of fields could grow anything: silks, brocades, gold, silver, and valuables. And the sword by his side was no ordinary sword, either. Its sword spirit could take to the battlefield and defeat all comers, or transform into a jade hairpin and golden crown to gently style his hair. And then the sword spirit would also... Run all over the place trying to escape butterflies and bees. Get lost in those two mu of fields because he couldn't find his way. Try to find the front and back legs of chickens and ducks. Pick brightly colored mushrooms to make soup. Be so afraid of the cold that he had to cuddle up to Yan Jin to rest. Yan Jin: "..." Still, my sword spirit is pretty cute. Not long after, his eyesight returned, his legs healed, and his strength came back. The sword spirit also took human form, cool and aloof as a jade tree in bloom. He still ran all over the mountain to escape butterflies, though. However... Yan Jin realized that his sword spirit was gradually acting strange. Why did he blush from time to time? Was he cold? Later, when the protagonists recognized each other, Yan Jin finally realized that he wasn't in a book, and the plot about the protagonist gong and shou didn't exist. Yan Jin: "...So I've been trying to set them up all this time for nothing?" And his sword spirit wasn't simple, either... With that in mind, Yan Jin could only unleash a powerful move that shook heaven and earth. "I don't care whether there's a plot or not, just destroy it all already. I need to go home and make a thicker sword sheath for my sword spirit... No, clothes." 1v1, gong-focused. Yan Jin is the gong, sword spirit is the shou. A mischievous gong who spouts nonsense but is domineering when it matters x a shou who seems aloof and untouchable but is actually a silly beauty P.S.: 1. The gong is blind and crippled at first, but recovers later. 2. The shou has no physical form at first, but gets one later. 3. The sword spirit isn't a real sword spirit. 4. The protagonist doesn't actually transmigrate into a book. Coming soon: "I Heard You're the Father of My Child," please add it to your collection from my author page. Synopsis: Qi Yan is a demon venerable whose true form is a gold ingot. He has nothing else, but he has plenty of money. Just as he was preparing to ascend, he suddenly learned that he had a child. Qi Yan: "I didn't do anything!" The Heavenly Dao: "Think again." Qi Yan thought and thought, but couldn't remember. He suspected he had amnesia. But the Heavenly Dao told him that he couldn't ascend unless he raised the child, and the child's other father was down the mountain. Qi Yan: "Wait a minute, the child's... father?" Qi Yan set out to find his child. First, he had to find a man who could give birth. There was a young Taoist priest with a special constitution at a sect down the mountain. Qi Yan set his sights on him, bought the sect, and kept the young priest by his side. The young priest was aloof and refined, and said solemnly that he definitely didn't have a child. Qi Yan: "Is it possible you have amnesia too?" The young priest: "..." Qi Yan figured that the aloof young priest must regard money as dirt, so he couldn't insult him with wealth. So, in order to "recover" their memories, Qi Yan gathered three hundred romance stories and studied them page by page, trying to imitate what they said. The young priest wanted to leave. He flipped through a romance story: "A cultivator's partner runs away from home. Oh, he might be sulking. Comfort him." The young priest discovered his true form and raised a peachwood sword. He flipped through a romance story: "A cultivator's partner points a sword at me. Oh, he might be acting cute. Comfort him." The young priest wanted to bid on a spirit talisman and borrowed money from him. He flipped through a romance story: "Oh, his partner needs money. Comfort him." The young priest: "..." He diligently studied romance stories, and gradually the young priest began to wonder too: "Could we really have been partners before?" But not long afterward, Qi Yan uncovered the truth and found out that they hadn't been partners. He put down the romance stories and decided to find another way to ascend. However, he didn't know that after he left, the young priest's eyes turned red and his fists clenched. In a single day, he fell into demonic cultivation. Later, the demons and the yao faced off. Qi Yan watched as the new demon venerable walked toward him, step by step. The young priest, once so cool and refined, now wore flowing red robes and had peach-blossom eyes. At that moment, a clear, childish voice rang out: "Daddies, don't fight!" The two men on the battlefield met each other's eyes, both utterly stunned. "Where did he come from?" "Stop fighting and go home to raise the kid!" They'd found the child, but whether to ascend or not was still a question. * Beneath Lu Qingyu's cool, refined exterior lay a heart black as ink. He was born among the demons and inherited the traits of a clan known for seduction. He hated this nature and suppressed his instincts, devoting himself to attaining a golden body. He would do anything to achieve it. One day, someone came to his side. That person seemed to radiate golden light, drawing him out of the darkness one step at a time. Gradually, he began to think that perhaps he could see the light. But later, that person said he had mistaken him for someone else. The world sank back into boundless darkness. If that's the case, then let there never be light again. The one I love, come and fall into the abyss with me! Gong-focused. Qi Yan is the gong, the young priest is the shou. Ruthless gong x unhinged shou Theme: Love life and stay optimistic!