The Vampire Has a Sharp Tongue [Western Fantasy]

Aijiaer is a vampire with loving parents who mooches off them at home. While other people become wealthy after living for a long time, the longer he lives, the more he lets himself go.

His family has plenty of money, so he doesn't want to work. Besides, he can sleep until the world ends, waking up only after hundreds or even thousands of years have passed.

If he only lazed around, that would be one thing. But he has a sharp tongue and is a master of trash talk, always managing to rile people up to the max.

His friends say he's all talk and no action.

The werewolf who has a crush on him sees that he only drinks blood and brings him fresh fruit and vegetables every day. Just the week before, Aijiaer had been drinking animal blood, swallowing his saliva as he sneered, "You don't have to bring me any next time. I've got plenty at home."

Even his teacher thinks the same way. When a powerful member of the dragon clan was recruiting students, Aijiaer's parents couldn't stand their lazy son any longer and forced him to go.

It was an especially grueling trial. The teacher watched Aijiaer fall into the magma, then saw his mouth miraculously float back up. Only two rows of teeth remained, yet they kept chattering away: "See? This trial is way too easy. There's no challenge at all."

In stark contrast to Aijiaer was Xize, the vampire lord who lived next door. The vampire would always say with an embarrassed look, "I can't fight," then swiftly plunge one hand into his opponent's chest.

Later, following a prophecy, these two people who couldn't stand each other swapped bodies.

A lazy master who only talks and never acts, bottom x a never-humble top who prefers action to words and loves playing the harmless fool while hiding his strength

A wacky comedy

Theme: Humility is a virtue.