I, Gojo's Little One, Am the Strongest HE Warrior

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[My next fic, I Am His Twin Brother, and I Faked My Death. The blurb is at the very bottom. Please add it to your reading list~]

[Blurb]

Gojo Yunshen never imagined that he, who was supposed to become one of the cornerstones of the world, would be sent to a new world through a conspiracy between the cornerstones that had gained sentience and his friends and family.

Holding a book, wearing a rainbow pacifier, and carrying a miniature Holy Grail in his pocket, he looked at the shop window before him and opened his eyes.

Great. A new world, a familiar body, familiar clothes, familiar enemies, a familiar invasion plot, and a tragic, powerful, beautiful background that was both familiar and unfamiliar.

He had originally been born in Yokohama's Ability and Cursed Energy Research Institute. This time, to join the new world's main storyline, he was born in a famous watered-down liquor distillery, with the codename Mocktail, a nonalcoholic cocktail.

Good grief! His genes and features combined those of four strongest sorcerers, he bore the unmistakable marks of his friends' unique lessons, and he had inherited all their abilities. He was already stylish enough, and now he'd become a perfectly legal fake liquor, too. This was ridiculous!

Thinking of all the countless buffs stacked on him, his body being five years old while his soul was fifteen, and being the youngest fake liquor in the distillery's history, all he wanted was to laze around and give up.

Yunshen: Uh, this is such a pain. Should I just avoid them?

Cornerstone, Book: The plot of this world has been sent.

Yunshen: ...Huh? What kind of ridiculous development is this?! Aah! My future friends in another world, whom I haven't even met yet! [Rips up the book in anger]

Cornerstone, Seven-Three Stone Tablet: The plot of the linked world has been sent.

Yunshen: ...Hello? I'm not a chopping board, so why are you making mincemeat of me? Sob, sob. As the strongest, I want everyone to get a happy ending!

Cornerstone, Holy Grail: The future invasion plot has been sent.

Yunshen: Wait, there's more? Isn't one world enough for them to make a mess of? Tsk!

After being put through the wringer again and again, Gojo Yunshen could no longer just lie around. As the strongest happy-ending warrior, all he wanted was to achieve a perfect completion ending!

So he returned to his old tricks, rescuing and saving his friends from other worlds, turning them into fluffy bunnies along the way, and saving the world while he was at it.

[Gojo Yunshen's Talents]

* Ability Name: [Bright Future]

* Original Ability Use: One life for another. One person sacrifices themselves so everyone else survives.

* Reincarnation Version: Use the Six Eyes to search for the lingering souls of the dead, then summon shikigami with the Ten Shadows Technique and make a fusion contract with them. Use [Cursed Spirit Manipulation: Lingering Soul Version] to knead the lingering souls into spirit balls, eat them, nurture them with loving cursed energy, write a plausible (ridiculous) resurrection story for them in the book, then toss them into the miniature Holy Grail and infuse them with Dying Will Flames. And that's it, resurrection complete!

[Tokens of Love from His Father Figures]

The signature white hair and Six Eyes of a certain white-haired cat.

The topknot and tiny eyes (not really) of a certain Curse User King.

A certain day's physique and gambling luck with Daddy.

The signature tattoos of a certain Cursed King.

The spicy curry of a certain adoptive father, Katanosuke.

The bandages and book of a certain teacher, Boss Dazai.

The Sky attribute of a certain Tenth-Generation Godfather.

The Leon weapon of a certain mentor, Demon Lord R.

● The protagonist is ridiculously cool, chuunibyou, and over-the-top: an ultimate hybrid with a hodgepodge of settings and a tragic, powerful, beautiful backstory. I've stacked on every buff I could think of, as you can tell from the blurb and cover!

● If you find the novel's content and setting embarrassing, absurd, juvenile, obnoxious, or illogical, you're not imagining it. You're right! Especially the first three chapters. If they hit you too hard, run!

● The main focus is saving people and lending a hand, with saving the world as a bonus. The goal is a perfect happy ending for everyone!

● No romance, featuring an adorable child and a beloved little one. A fifteen-year-old is still a kid, and this time he starts out at five, so I consider this a child protagonist story!

● Overall, it's warm and healing, but due to the premise, there are scenes of illness and coughing up blood early on. The little one will recover later. Important warning: the previous life contains angst. How much is up to your interpretation, and it's hard to say where a painful scene might suddenly appear in the main story.

● For the sake of the plot, there are some personal headcanons, alternate settings, and major rewrites. The biggest changes involve locations, timelines, and character abilities. Please be cautious if that bothers you!

● Mainly Detective Conan + Jujutsu Kaisen + Bungo Stray Dogs. It opens with Detective Conan, with Detective Conan and Jujutsu Kaisen taking the spotlight early on, then Bungo Stray Dogs later. I'll do my best to balance the power levels between different worlds and won't put any of them down.

● Fanfiction inevitably involves some OOC characterization. Everyone has their own take on each character. If anything feels off, that's on me, so please don't take it out on the characters!

● Please don't post disruptive comments. Let's enjoy reading and writing together!

● A 50% and 72-hour anti-theft setting is in place.

● These are the pitfalls this foolish author can think of for now. I'll add more if I think of any later.

The previous blurb was written on 2022.07.23, first revised on 2022.12.17, and revised again on 2023.03.28. All versions have been archived.

[Upcoming Novel Blurb]

What is it like to save the world successfully, then be reincarnated in a 2D world?

Kurosaki Chizuki can tell you: Thanks for asking. The enemies change, but the mission to save the world never does.

Chizuki had thought that after being reincarnated into the 2D world he'd always longed for, he could watch his friends from the sidelines while living a carefree, retired life. But in the tenth year after his reincarnation, he discovered that the System he'd unlinked from in his previous life had linked back up with him.

The world of crossover anime had been invaded by the Nightmare of Annihilation, and the protagonists were in mortal danger. To save his friends, Chizuki came out of retirement and returned to duty.

After five years of traveling through dreams, becoming his friends' twin brother and living through several dream lives, Chizuki had successfully retired. Then he discovered that the people in his dreams were starting to remember what had happened in them.

Chizuki: System, weren't you supposed to say they wouldn't remember anything from the dreams?

System: In theory, they wouldn't. But your brothers love you, your friends love you, and this world loves you.

System: Love can overcome every obstacle. After all, they're the protagonists favored by the world~

Chizuki: ...

Thinking back to all the bad endings he'd created in the dreams to break out of them, and to his brothers, whom he'd turned into a bunch of guys obsessed with their little brother, Chizuki felt like he couldn't breathe.

Faking your death feels great in the moment, but afterward you're in for a funeral pyre.

His brothers were gathering at top speed. They'd arrive in ten seconds.

[Bungo Stray Dogs Dream]

"I'm your best solution, Rintaro."

"Brother Ji, let's go watch the fireworks again."

"Whether you're the God of Calamity or an experimental subject, I'll gladly be your follower. You're still my favorite big brother, Chuuya!"

"Then let me be Ranpo's guardian knight. I'll protect the best Ranpo forever!"

[Jujutsu Kaisen Dream]

"Gojo-nii, keep moving forward and create a new world of jujutsu, carrying what should have been mine with you!"

"Toji-nii, after this mission, let's take Megumi to the amusement park together, okay?"

"We were one to begin with. Blood and bone cannot be separated. Now our blood and bones are one, Sukuna-nii."

[Detective Conan Dream]

"Jin-nii, we're family, brothers, and accomplices."

"Shinichi-nii, we're the twin stars of the police force! Even if we briefly sink into darkness, we'll have a bright future. Please don't forget your original purpose. Keep going!"

[These are only some of the dream scenes. There will be more in the story.]

Theme: May the people we love be happy.