I Pretended to Be a Goddess with a Mary Sue System

Advance Notice: Diagnosed as an Evil God at Eighteen. Blurb at the very bottom

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In the first hundred years of the apocalypse, Lin Yin died and transmigrated to the era of Emperor Wu of Han, where she was bound to a Mary Sue System.

The System came with a livestream. As long as she completed missions and earned Mary Sue points, she could trade with the post-apocalyptic world through the livestream.

Lin Yin: First things first, can I hand this livestream over to the government?

The land and water in this era aren't polluted yet. I want the government to come here and farm!

System: ?

How do I earn Mary Sue points?

Ying Zheng got rid of Zhao Ji because of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law troubles, Zhou Yu set fire to the enemy camps because he wanted me, and Huo Qubing is so handsome, who wouldn't want to see him get jealous, grab me by the waist, and force me into a passionate romance!

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In the second year of Yuanguang, a sky screen suddenly appeared, bearing the words:

Liu Che, do you want to know how to harvest five thousand kilos per acre?

Here, take your script for a groveling pursuit after driving your love away.

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Lin Yin: To get revenge on you for betraying me ten years ago, I'll run, you'll chase, and I'll never escape.

Liu Che: Wait, have I even met you ten years ago?

Lin Yin: That's not important. Your top priority now is to announce to the world that you regret abandoning me.

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Lin Yin: To get back at Liu Che, I cheated on him with you. But I never expected you to only look like an honest man. You're actually a snake in the grass.

Wei Qing: ?

Lin Yin: You know I'm just using you, but you still fall madly in love with me.

Wei Qing: So do I have to hold our dead child in my arms on a stormy night and run out into the street, screaming? Chang'an has a curfew.

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Huo Qubing: I get it. I love you too.

Lin Yin: To get back at Wei Qing, I cheated on him with you too. You know I'm technically your aunt by marriage, but you don't care. Later, you find out I'm actually the Emperor's woman.

Huo Qubing: I gave up at once.

Lin Yin: No, you got even more excited. You decided to elope with me and leave this cold city behind, but your ruthless uncle stopped you at the city gate.

Huo Qubing fell silent.

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Lin Yin: Hah, so what if you have the whole world? Ying Zheng, you got my body, but you'll never have my heart.

Ying Zheng: ?

Lin Yin: Of course I'm the person closest to Ying Zheng. Do you understand? What does Zhao Gao matter? Ying Zheng, if you love me, drag him out and execute him!

Zhao Gao: ??

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The audience thought the livestream had gone insane. The apocalypse was already here. Who still had the energy to watch you perform some ridiculous historical drama?

But at the same time, why was there more and more food for sale?

How come we can eat white rice and flour at every meal now? What, there'll be pork for sale next month too?

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Selected comments:

Liu Che, Wei Qing, and Huo Qubing in one ridiculous melodramatic love triangle, Ying Zheng going crazy for love, Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang both throwing themselves at her. This is so wild, you absolutely can't guess where the next episode will go!

First-rate actors, second-rate dialogue, third-rate setting, and fourth-rate plot!

A-stounding!

My grandfather had been paralyzed for ten years. He watched the livestream for ten minutes, got up, and smashed the computer.

I'm so shocked I'm foaming at the mouth, convulsing all over, and my veins are popping out. Ying Zheng, say something! Ying Zheng!

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Advance Notice: Diagnosed as an Evil God at Eighteen

On her eighteenth birthday, Liang Xiao was bound to an Evil God Simulator.

The Simulator told her that the apocalypse would arrive in three days, and that she was an evil god.

As long as she completed the assigned missions, she could summon secret identities, fill up her progress bars, and unlock her true form as an evil god.

Liang Xiao cautiously summoned her first secret identity.

White hair, eyes covered, a pretty face, and coughing up blood before she could even speak. She looked like a total weakling.

The sickly version of Liang Xiao cautiously stood up. A longbow appeared out of thin air in her hands. She instinctively drew it, and the arrow streaked into the sky, bringing down the sun with a single shot!

Liang Xiao: ?!

How is this even reasonable? Am I Hou Yi or something?!

She didn't notice the magnificent wings growing behind the sickly girl, their black feathers rimmed with blazing light.

The shadow of a Golden Crow was reflected in her bloodshot eyes after she removed the white silk covering them.

A line of text promptly appeared on the Simulator's screen:

The world ought to tremble, its fear torn apart by your might. [Golden Crow: Progress 1%.]

From then on, Liang Xiao went to school and did homework in her real body, while her secret identities entered dungeons to slay monsters. She worked hard to fill up her progress bars and upgrade her true evil-god form.

The apocalypse was drawing near. Dungeons appeared with increasing frequency, filled with monsters that wreaked havoc and posed a serious threat to public safety.

Just as the authorities were at their wits' end, a mysterious organization appeared.

No one knew how many members it had, but every one of them was impossibly powerful.

There was the white-clad young man who shot down the S-rank dungeon boss, the Flame Tyrant, with a single arrow, and the black-haired youth who went alone and ripped out the heart of an S-rank boss.

They were even stronger than the monsters, yet seemed to bear humanity no ill will. But the most mysterious of all was an utterly ordinary-looking woman named Liang Xiao.

The authorities investigated from every angle and verified everything with great care. No matter how they looked at her, she seemed perfectly ordinary, yet every member of the organization prostrated themselves before her and respectfully called her "My Lord."

There was definitely more to this woman than met the eye!

Humanity began to make up its mind.

Liang Xiao was soon surrounded by an official delegation that took exceptionally attentive care of her.

They cautiously tried to ingratiate themselves with her. "May we ask, do you, ah, we mean, revered My Lord, need any more followers? We have 1.3 billion people here, and every last one of them is devout!"

"That's nonsense. How could My Lord possibly be an evil god? On this Earth, could anyone with 1.3 billion followers be an evil god? Whoever says so, let them step forward and say it to my face!"

"It's just a progress bar, right? Leave it to us. We'll fill it up for our Lord!"

Later, the apocalypse arrived. The sky was torn open, and monsters from another world laughed arrogantly.

Liang Xiao looked at the Simulator's screen: [Kunpeng: Progress 100%]

The whole world saw a body so enormous it could blot out the entire Earth descend before the monsters from another world like a vast shadow.

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At the end of that era, the world whispered the honored name of My Lord.

(Kindly declining writing advice, thank you everyone >_<)

Theme: As long as you don't lose heart, there are always more solutions than problems.