When a Goofball Transmigrates into an Old-School Angsty Novel

Shang Bai stayed up all night reading an old-school angst novel whose protagonist shared his name. From the start, he was forced into a relationship by the novel's male lead.

The other man covered his mouth with a hand. In a moment of panic, Shang Bai broke into a beatbox routine.

The angst novel's male lead: ??? His interest vanished on the spot.

Shang Bai: Just the usual goofball routine. Everyone sit down and stop hitting me (.

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He stared at him with hawk-like eyes, while his eight-pack abs glistened in the candlelight, baiting their next victim.

How greasy! The scene was supposed to be full of danger, but Shang Bai couldn't help thinking that.

Just as the angst novel's male lead moved toward him, the transmigrator System unlocked.

[Welcome to the System. This System will randomly grant the Host the ability to become a [novel author].]

[Activating ability...]

A sentence appeared before Shang Bai:

["Little kitten, let big brother love you just once, and I'll give you my life." Ye Fengyuan stared at him with bloodshot eyes, ________]

[Time remaining to use ability: five, four, three...]

In a flash of inspiration, Shang Bai filled in the blank!

[...stared at him with bloodshot eyes. Turns out he'd come down with acute conjunctivitis!!!]

And just like that, the angst novel's male lead, in the middle of forcing himself on Shang Bai, was suddenly struck by intense eye pain and rushed out to get treatment.

Now was his chance to sneak away!

But Shang Bai had no idea that even more melodramatic plot twists were waiting for him.

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The angst novel's male lead is not the male lead of this story. A fun, silly story.

Theme: Happiness can be contagious.