Banyan Tree Autonomous Region Office

Updated daily, usually at 9 p.m.

Blurb 1:

Hello, everyone. Let me introduce myself. I'm Shan Yi, and I'm currently in charge of Lidu Banyan Tree Autonomous District.

My boss asked me to tell you about my daily work. Usually, I just walk cats, tease dogs, and investigate cases.

Let me explain.

Walk cats: Challenge Chang, chef descended from heaven, level-ten white-shirt enthusiast, muscles straining against his white shirt, maxed-out charisma, recovering people pleaser, six years of office-worker experience, diligently saving money, Yao's bottom line.

Tease dogs: Let Sun, human husky, never full, temper set off at the drop of a hat, unremarkable level-eight practitioner, forever young and forever getting fooled, skateboarder, tousled hair standing on end.

Investigate cases: Always racing to crime scenes, getting immersed in large-scale murder mystery games, feeling the thrill and racing heartbeat as blood splashes across your face.

Feel free to come watch my chaotic day-to-day work. If you like it, remember to leave a five-star review!

Blurb 2:

"A few years ago, Lidu's crime rate kept climbing year after year, while public satisfaction with social governance kept falling. The thirteen district chiefs got together for a meeting and came up with a plan. They drew a circle around the banyan tree and established an autonomous district. Anyone sent down from above had to cross the River of Forgetfulness and walk the Path of Self-Examination. If anything was even slightly off, they'd all be assigned to the autonomous district."

"Crime rates in all thirteen districts plummeted, but the autonomous district became a lawless place nobody wanted to touch."

"Later, three brave young people showed up. They set foot in the black district, punched their way through the white district, and stirred up a storm..."

"So what were their names?"

"The wage slave, the sucker, and the penniless nobody."

1. Working makes you lose your mind. I'm writing with abandon, so don't take it too seriously.

2. Daily updates at 9 p.m. If it's another time, I'm probably revising.

3. To be decided.

Theme: Keep it up, wage slaves!