It's Hilarious: I Can't Save a Penny After Getting a Man

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The unserious blurb:

When I was so broke my pockets were cleaner than my face, I got a System. It told me that if I studied hard, I could make money.

At first, I didn't believe it. But the System was offering way too much, so I was sold!

Thanks to my hard work, I managed to save up a little nest egg.

But then the System gave me a man.

I really wanted to say no, but this man can cook, pick me up and spin me around, and fold my clothes!

I'm in love! What else can I do but go into debt to support him?

I study hard and earn money to support the household.

But then this gorgeous little green tea came along and tried to seduce me!

Am I that kind of person?

Well, fine, I admit it!

I decided to become his teacher, educate him with my studies, and keep him up all night, unable to sleep!

Hands on my hips!

But teaching students sure costs a lot!

I have to buy him nice clothes, invest in a good production team, and spend money getting him trending and organizing fan support!

My wallet is empty, and my heart aches.

Heartbroken, I went to clear my head at my billion-yuan mansion, and who should I find but a man who'd fainted from hunger!

Is this what being a rich woman is like? I'm in love!

But he only got close to me because he thought I was a fool with money and wanted to swindle me! How awful. Does he think I'm not sexy?

But he's a beauty with tears in his eyes. I can't bear to turn him down. Maybe I can give him a little?

But that little bit sure adds up!

Sigh. Studying is hard, making money is hard!

The serious blurb: Just something I wrote on a whim. Read it however you like.

Every chapter is short, so don't say I'm short. I was short to begin with, and I know it even if you don't say so.

New novel preview: We Are All Trapped in the Same Day

August 12, 2022, the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, the Ghost Festival.

Su Bai counted 37 days on her calendar, then circled the 38th. She'd been trapped on this day for 38 days.

Her phone chimed. A new member had joined the group.

Su Bai skillfully posted the group announcement.

"Welcome to our big family. To make things easier to manage, please note the following:

1. After joining, please change your group nickname to Cause of Death + Real Name so everyone can get to know you.

2. Feel free to chat as much as you like, but no insults or swearing. Let's work together to create a beautiful and harmonious group.

3. Don't tag the group owner unless it's urgent. The group owner is seeing a psychiatrist. Thank you for your cooperation."

The new member said nothing.

At the same time, all the group members received a notification: The group is full. Please help one another escape the time loop.

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