The Kid's Dad Is Here to Take the Little Monster Away

My next upcoming novel is Bound Spirit Escapes from the Psychiatric Hospital. The blurb is at the end. Please bookmark it!

Blurb for this novel:

In Zhou Shuangling's memories, she got drunk abroad, met a man, had three babies, and became a single mother. Just as she was about to welcome a happy life with her babies, the man, whose face she couldn't even remember, showed up to take them away.

Bai Rong, a tree spirit who was a famous singer in the human world, never expected that after spending a month away recording an album, he would come back to find he had lost both his younger brother and his reputation.

His two younger brothers had fallen into the human world after fighting with his archenemy's younger brother. They had both lost their memories, and one of them had caused a human woman to become confused about her memories, making her believe she was the mother of three babies.

And he had become an irresponsible scumbag who had come back to steal the kids.

Bai Rong: ...

What could he do? He would just have to wait for them to regain their memories.

At first,

Bai Rong hoped Zhou Shuangling would get her memories back to normal, so he could take his younger brothers home and, while he was at it, demand child support from his archenemy.

Later,

What was wrong with his younger brother and his archenemy's younger brother calling him Dad?

A wife, children, and a warm home. What could be better?

*

An accident led Zhou Shuangling to see with her own eyes Big Baby and Second Baby turn into trees, while Third Baby sprouted wings...

Bai Rong hurriedly explained: "The babies may look different, but they're still your babies."

Zhou Shuangling nodded, reassuring herself: "They're monsters, but they're the cutest little monsters I gave birth to."

Bai Rong, feeling guilty: "Right, right."

Then his archenemy took his own younger brother away.

Zhou Shuangling clutched her chest: "I didn't give birth to Third Baby, but I still have Big Baby and Second Baby."

Bai Rong felt even guiltier: "Right, right."

In the end, Zhou Shuangling's memories returned. Well, none of the three little monsters had been born to her.

Bai Rong: "If you're willing, you can have one and get two more free."

#How can finding a wife be called shameless? #

Reader's guide:

1. The male lead, Bai Rong, is a singer in the human world. He is not based on anyone. The story includes showbiz and a variety show featuring kids.

2. Big Baby and Second Baby are the male lead's younger brothers, based on Bai Jiu. Third Baby is the younger brother of the male lead's archenemy, based on Yuanchu. These two kinds of spirits come from the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

3. There is no love triangle or misunderstanding between the male and female leads. The female lead is not adored by everyone.

4. The female lead has a scumbag father and a stepsister who can make your blood pressure spike. If you find this kind of character annoying, please stop reading in time.

Upcoming novel: Bound Spirit Escapes from the Psychiatric Hospital

Blurb:

Ji Yao is a not very bright bound spirit. She has a human friend, Jin Yu, who is just as dim-witted. One day, Jin Yu choked to death on bread, and after her soul left her body, she didn't want to return. Ji Yao volunteered to enter her best friend's body and go to work for her. Then she discovered she could leave the psychiatric hospital while using her friend's body.

The human and the ghost were both eager to see the outside world. As they loudly plotted to escape the hospital, Jin Yu's cousin, Jin Qiaoqiao, arrived. She wanted to take Jin Yu on a wilderness survival variety show. They would visit many places, and there was money to be earned. The sheltered human and ghost were easily persuaded to go along.

Before the show aired:

Jin Qiaoqiao reminded her: "Cousin, talk less. Whatever you do, don't let anyone find out you came from a psychiatric hospital."

Ji Yao solemnly looked at Jin Yu floating in the air. "Did you hear that? Your sister says we have to be careful and not talk."

Jin Yu: "Got it, got it."

Jin Qiaoqiao: "..." Who is she talking to?

After the show aired, Ji Yao remembered the instruction and didn't say a word.

A female contestant approached while carrying an unlucky ghost on her back to chat. Ji Yao kindly slapped the unlucky ghost away, but also slapped the woman down onto her knees. A male guest stood in the lake and invited Ji Yao to catch fish with him. Seeing a water ghost about to grab him, Ji Yao turned around and threw him onto the bank, nearly breaking his bones.

After just one day of filming, Ji Yao had offended three guests and was being scolded by the whole internet.

Exhausted, Jin Qiaoqiao said: "Cousin, you should talk after all."

Ji Yao excitedly pointed at the director. "Two little ghosts are discussing how to kill him tonight. Let's go watch!"

Jin Qiaoqiao: ?

Netizens: Is this woman mentally ill? She'll say anything for attention.

That night, Ji Yao changed into her blue-and-white striped pajamas. A few bright red words were printed on them: Happy Psychiatric Hospital. The white tag below read: No. 4012, Jin Yu.

Netizens: Wait, she really is mentally ill?!

Then, in front of everyone, the director was lifted into the air and hung from a tree, nearly suffocating.

Ji Yao: "See? I told you a little ghost was trying to kill him."

Jin Qiaoqiao: !!

Netizens: What the hell? I can't tell who's insane. Maybe Jin Yu has simply seen through the truth of the world?

Netizens: Boss, is the psychiatric hospital still hiring? I want to be your roommate.

Ji Yao was nervous. She'd hidden it so well, so how had everyone found out she came from a psychiatric hospital?

Later, the show planned a segment where the guests would demonstrate their skills. Ji Yao sang a lullaby. The strange tune put everyone there, and all the viewers watching the show, to sleep. Only the vengeful ghost who had been waiting by a bridge in the underworld recognized the familiar voice and rushed back to the human world.

Theme: The world is full of love.