I Heard You're Still Shipping Some Couple?

He Zhuoxue was the visual and lead singer of a popular boy band.

Because he wasn't good with words, the group gave him the persona of a cool, intelligent beauty when he first debuted.

But within two weeks, people uncovered the truth: he was a socially underdeveloped little dummy whose brain ran about as fast as an Oppo A5, and he blushed whenever anyone teased him.

Manager: It's fine. A cool dummy is pretty rare too. Do your best.

He Zhuoxue: ...Sure.

He could still maintain his otherworldly, detached fairy persona, until one morning a voice sounded by his ear:

[Congratulations, Host, you have been bound to the Shipping Master System! Starting today, go create ship fuel with all your bandmates!]

[Please note: Until you achieve the "Shipping Master" title, you'll be teleported into the bed of whichever bandmate has the lowest shipping score every day, as both a punishment and an incentive!]

He Zhuoxue was dumbfounded.

He Zhuoxue came to his senses.

He Zhuoxue felt a chill beside him. He turned and saw the cold-faced demon king and mortal enemy lying next to him, staring at him with deep black eyes, and he was NAKED!

He swore he would never sleep naked again, even in his next life. Sob sob sob TVT.

*

To avoid being teleported into his rival's bed again, he worked hard to create ship fuel. He called one bandmate "gege" from start to finish on a variety show, and finally saw a strange gleam in the eyes of the audience below the stage.

The next day, he woke up in the bed of the group's main dancer. The fox-eyed dancer joked, "I know you have a crush on me, but you don't have to throw yourself into my arms like this~"

He Zhuoxue closed his eyes and nodded. "Right, right, right, I have a crush on you!"

Could they please stop talking about this?

But then he met the dancer's amused gaze. He Zhuoxue followed his line of sight and turned around, to see his rival standing behind him with a dark expression.

He Zhuoxue: ...

This might, this might be the end for me!

Later, the System's punishments became increasingly outrageous. It didn't just teleport him into beds, it also forced him to wear strange outfits.

To keep his shipping score with a certain bandmate from getting too low, He Zhuoxue had to work himself ragged trying to keep everyone happy.

Finally, he came up with an idea and suggested, "From now on, let's all sleep together, gege!" That way, I won't suddenly get moved somewhere else.

Then he realized his bandmates were looking at him... strangely!

*

ECHO was a well-known disbanded group in the Chinese entertainment industry, with four princelings and one parachuted-in royal.

None of the members were easy to deal with, so their solo fans fought like crazy until the group's reputation was in tatters and ECHO was forced to announce an indefinite hiatus.

Then they suddenly made a comeback a year later.

Bystander: [Round three is here. Guess how many times the company's management's dead relatives can circle the earth this time.]

[For external battles, ask those guys. For internal wars, ECHO is still the best.]

[Betting on another hiatus in two months.]

But no one expected the once wildly popular, scandal-ridden boy band to stop fighting among themselves and go down the no-return road of fanservice, handing out sugar to everyone.

And the one handing out the sugar was the group's famous sweet and pretty youngest member, He Zhuoxue. With him at the center and the other four bandmates as the radius, he raised every ship flag, whether good or evil!

[So did they spend their year off at a succubus training camp?]

[Even if I take ten thousand steps back, why do I feel like He Zhuoxue is the one losing out no matter who he does fanservice with?]

[Don't even mention it. His solo fans and mom fans have gone completely crazy and are storming the ship forums.]

[The solo fans just don't get it. Sugar tastes sweeter amid gunfire. Let's ship them!]

Cornered by all four bandmates and shown the number of posts on the ship forums, He Zhuoxue was gently asked which pairing he shipped. "..."

Nobody told me you could create group spirit through fanservice :)

#All your ships are me working overtime to create ship fuel#

#Replenishing the ship fuel#

#After sharing hardships with my bandmates, they treat me like their hardship-sharing partner#

P.S.

1. The bottom is beloved by everyone. Includes feminization and cross-dressing. No fixed pairing in the main story; the bonus chapters have 1v1 alternate routes.

2. Both top and bottom are completely inexperienced. No pairings within the group other than the top and bottom's pairing.

3. Neither the top nor the bottom is perfect. The top has obsessive and manipulative tendencies.

4. Includes some forum posts.

5. The author is a chaotic troublemaker who likes making jokes. No offense or stance intended. I'm very sorry.

6. A fluffy, brainless wish-fulfillment story, with amateur writing and lots of personal settings. Everything serves the plot and the protagonists.

Theme: Stay away from them, and you'll be far from happiness.