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[Among snakes, there are more males than females. During each mating season, weak males secrete pheromones and disguise themselves as females to compete for mates. They let stronger males take out their urges on them, so that once their stronger rivals are satisfied, they can claim the right to a mate.]
Yuteng was just such a slow... weak, fragile snake. After entering the human world, he foolishly followed the rules of snakes, trying to compete with his tall, outstanding roommate, the campus heartthrob, for the right to a mate and win the goddess's approval.
Online, he called his roommate "Big Brother," wore little skirts to take photos for him, and would occasionally act cute and beg him for a hug.
At last, thanks to his tireless efforts, the aloof campus heartthrob agreed to meet up and date him.
That day, he deliberately put on a skirt, blindfolded his roommate, released the pheromones unique to snakes, and hugged him, using his frail body to win the right to a mate.
The next day, when he was sore and weak in the legs and ready to carry out his mating plan, a tall figure cornered him in the bathroom.
The man casually toyed with his little tail, making his whole body tremble. His voice was low and husky, tinged with satisfaction. "You've been flirting with me for months, and now you think you can run?"
Yuteng: "..."
"Who told you I was that easy to fool?"
Yuteng: QAQ
A good-tempered, slightly scheming human seme × a frail little flower-snake seducer uke
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Content warnings:
The blurb takes place midway through the story.
Opening this one during the New Year holiday:
Villainous cannon-fodder bug uke × Righteous Principles seme
Third-person narration
Bad news: I'm cannon fodder.
Good news: I'm a bug.
So the Dragon-Proud Protagonist is coming to deal with me.
Someone advised me to turn over a new leaf and become a good little cannon-fodder character.
I smiled and kept pouring poison into the Dragon-Proud Protagonist's medicine.
Just die already!
Well...
It's just that the Dragon-Proud Protagonist has a little too much health. He can come back from the brink at full strength, and then... get revenge for everything...
I didn't get killed, and I even completed the mission. The Dragon-Proud Protagonist really is an idiot.
It's just that I'm following a career path while completing romance missions.
The Dragon-Proud Protagonist clearly hates me. He looks at me as if his eyes were coated in poison.
And yet, after all that, he wants me to marry him? To be his wife?
Something must have gone wrong somewhere, but it doesn't matter. There's plenty of time. I'll kill the Dragon-Proud Protagonist eventually.
Seme's perspective:
I know he's a bad person. He despises me, envies me, and hates me.
He torments me again and again, and deliberately frames me.
He's so vicious.
But he's so beautiful that all it takes is a blink, and I forgive him. What am I supposed to do?
So I'll keep him by my side.
He won't be able to go anywhere.
If he won't learn his lesson, I'll just keep teaching him. For the rest of his life.
First world: [Fallen Buddha]
Eunuch × Sacred Son, King of Buddhas
Second world: [Falling into Demonic Cultivation]
Demonic senior brother × Dragon-Proud junior brother
Third world: [True or False]
Fake young master × Real young master
Fourth world: [Crime and Punishment]
Second-in-command of the Golden Triangle (not really) × Undercover police officer
Fifth world: [Losing Control]
Gentle wife × Strong husband (subject to change)
Content warnings:
The outline has been revised once.
There are no split personalities in this novel. The love interest is the Dragon-Proud Protagonist. The uke is a true heartthrob, and he has the vicious nature of a cannon-fodder villain. Don't take the other characters' personalities too seriously, or you may get burned.
The Dragon-Proud Protagonist is a hopeless romantic. He still loves the uke even after being put through terrible torment.
Both protagonists grow over the course of the story.
Theme: Surprises are often just around the corner, so embrace the unexpected
Persimmon
His Cunning Schemes 2
The Cannon Fodder Is Still Causing Trouble
After the Happily Ever After of a Mary Sue Story
My Boyfriend of Ten Years Got Married
Prize Quiz: Which Straight Man Is in □□?
Errors Run Wild
The Princess and the Stray Dog
A Match Made in Heaven
Neon Lights and Fine Wine
The Cannon Fodder Is Almost Too Beautiful
A Side Character Like Me Shouldn't Have a Top-Tier Beauty Score
The game is so powerful. I hit two at once. That's awesome.
The younger brother already has a wife and children, and the eldest brother is still the CEO hahahahaha
Does the author's wife really not consider going to the flower market to develop her business? (ㄒOㄒ)
Does the author's wife really not consider going to the flower market to develop her business? (ㄒOㄒ)
Why! I didn't see this article at the flower market!
Call mom??? It feels a bit weird. Although a boy is his own baby, it feels weird to be called a feminine name. Can't he be called baby daddy or daddy?
It feels like the young couple wants to have a son and a daughter.
It looks good, the two protagonists have very good personalities and characters
Awesome (screaming)!!!!??
Such a cute text TAT