[Journey to the West] Did True Lord Erlang Succeed in His Pilgrimage Today?

[Danmei: My Little Red Flower Shouldn't Be Pinning My Boss's Nipple. Blurb below. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites!]

To ensure the smooth implementation of the new heavenly laws, Yang Jian enters an utterly ridiculous Journey to the West world through the Mountains and Rivers State Graf and resolves to join the pilgrimage to obtain the scriptures.

But his group consists of Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen, the Buddha Mother Peacock, and a nagging Tang Monk.

Yang Jian: I'll go deal with the demon. You go save Master.

Sun Wukong: I'll go deal with the demon. Master, you go!

Peacock: Beauty, lay me an egg, and I'll go save that bald monk!

Tang Monk: ...

So these are my Eighty-One Tribulations.

The demons tremble: No, no, no! They're ours!

With a group this powerful, the journey west really proves that "everything is hard at the beginning." After a lot of bickering and fighting, they finally prepare to set out.

Peacock: Monk, why don't I recite it for you?

Sun Wukong and Yang Jian: Absolutely not! (They gang up on him.)

Tang Monk: My disciples, harmony is precious...

Every day, amid the chaos, they sigh:

Kong Xuan: Beauty, lay me an egg! What's wrong with being a sucker for pretty faces? Is that a crime?!

Sun Wukong: What use is this iron staff to Old Sun?!

Tang Monk: I have something to say, but I'm not sure if I should...

Yang Jian: What am I supposed to do when I'm the only normal one?!

#Apart from the beginning and a few interesting demons, the Eighty-One Tribulations will have the master and his three disciples transmigrate through other worlds.

#Goofy humor, bonds, and dreams, but no romance.

#Lots of author-created details, mostly funny daily life for the four pilgrims.

Also known as Journey to the West: Chaos

My Little Red Flower Shouldn't Be Pinning My Boss's Nipple

After Mu Ci dies in an accident, the System tells him that to be reborn, he has to get fired from a publicly listed company. He thinks that's easy. He used to do his job normally and still worry every day that the company would lay people off!

But things don't seem as easy as he thought. The CEO is reputed to be decisive and intolerant of the slightest mistake, so why does something feel off?

After Mu Ci deliberately shows up late, the CEO calls him into the office and spends ages fussing over him, then waves a hand and gives him a week of paid leave to relax.

Mu Ci: ...Fine. Maybe the boss is planning to fire me by degrees, starting with a little human concern before letting me go for stepping into the office with my left foot first.

At work, Mu Ci deliberately takes a nap at his desk while the CEO is making rounds. The CEO actually picks him up in a princess carry. "I should have noticed sooner. Go sleep in my office."

Mu Ci wants to say something, but with everyone staring and him in this position, anything he says would sound weird. So he closes his eyes and pretends to be dead.

When the CEO is negotiating a deal with a business partner, Mu Ci comes up with another plan. "Get me a drink, will you? The liquor's too harsh." A big-shot boss can't stand being ordered around, especially in front of outsiders. Mu Ci smiles with relief after speaking. Fire me already!

To his surprise, the CEO hesitates, then really does get up and leave. When he returns, he pats Mu Ci on the head. "I should have prepared it earlier. I wasn't considerate enough."

Before a banquet, Mu Ci pins a little red flower on the CEO in the office. He's still racking his brains for a way to get fired when, distracted for a moment, he finds that the pin on the flower is stuck. He looks over and quickly realizes what's blocking it. He freezes in fright.

Oh no, oh no. He said he wanted to quit, but he still wanted to leave with dignity. After pulling this stunt, there's no telling whether he'll even make it out of here today! He feels like crying.

Then a hand suddenly takes his. The little red flower is tossed aside, and a warm breath brushes his ear. "Xiao Ci, are you into this sort of thing?"

Reading guide:

1. Sweet romance, with the gong doting on the shou.

2. The shou is adored by everyone, a slow-witted little scatterbrain, and there will be one-sided crushes.

3. Hope you enjoy reading!

Theme: With the heart of a mortal, even a god can understand.