Yu Luoen has been a second-generation rich man for seventeen years, living a life like a little emperor by eating and waiting for death every day. One day, his father suddenly said that he would send him to the United States. He said that he would be sent to the United States to enjoy the best educational resources. He would be arranged to have a family, a driver, a nanny, a dresser, a nutritionist, and he could ride horses, play ball, and drive a sports car every day to cultivate his sentiments.
Yu Luoen had never seen his father be so generous to him in his life. He was so excited that he started tutoring English from abandonment all night. However, when the plane landed, he opened his phone with longing and found that he had been blocked by his father.
There is only one message in the message, son, the plan has changed, Dabieye is gone, I have contacted a high-quality host family for you, study hard, live hard, and fight.
Luo En Yu:? What a waste of effort, I don't even know what the last word means!
After hesitatingly being sent to the host family with his luggage, Yu Luoen's eyes lit up when he looked up and finally found a word he knew.
The door of the house was spray-painted with impassioned words in colorful spray paint.
——F**k U Kovch! !
Yu Luoen: Yes, this is called street art. It is indeed a high-quality family!
When he opened the door, a drunken drunkard fell on him unexpectedly, suppressing him by half his head.
Yu Luoen was dumbfounded.
There were wine bottles and cigarette butts everywhere, and a thick pile of small umbrellas with unknown meanings in the corner.
A grumpy father, an alcoholic brother, a smoking sister, a gun-playing brother, and a teddy in heat.
Where did I come from, the high-quality family we promised?
The drunkard on his shoulder lazily raised his head, a flawless and inhumanly handsome face blinded him. In a blink of an eye, Yu Luoen stuffed a bottle of wine into his mouth and took two big gulps.
The other party's slightly playful smile came to my ears,
"Are you the Asian puppy who came to board?"
"Welcome to the South Side Cowichan family, baby."
"This place may be different from what you expected. Don't be afraid. You will get used to it after being fucked a few times."
What did Jili Gulu say? Yu Luoen picked up the phone and wanted to call his father. He was horrified to find that the phone had been soaked in wine.
It's over.
Heaven, collapse, start, game!
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Later, Yu Luoen found out that his irritable father had aristocratic blood and could also trade in stocks.
The alcoholic brother is the most famous math genius in the school.
The smoking sister's strength is beyond the limit. She beats four of them and never loses.
The brother who plays with guns has a high emotional intelligence. Even Teddy who is in heat is very understanding of human nature and can even tell tarot cards.
But the entire Cowichan family are all lunatics and psychopaths! !
Yu Luoen was pinned down on the bed by her second brother, her hands and feet were tied up, and her pillow was wet from crying, unable to bear it.
"I'm teaching you English, why are you crying?"
"This is the result of not studying seriously."
"Keep reading, starting from 'f**k me please' just now."
*The innocent little emperor with no culture was attacked by a mentally ill drunkard with high IQ
Warning: The whole family has problems with their three views, has no bottom line, and is not a normal person at all, but they are favored by the group.
Intention: People cannot avoid suffering nor give up hope.