Hands Off the Pretty NPCs in Infinite-Flow Worlds!

[Volume Two complete. Volume One was revised in September, and pirated versions are a mess. Only four chapters are behind a paywall, so please support the official version, mwah!] [Coming soon: Do Not Defile the Pure, Innocent Cannon Fodder] Si Rong has a pure, delicate, fair-skinned look, and is widely known as a pretty airhead. After dying, he unexpectedly enters a horror game and is forcibly bound to an endless survival game, where he must fight to stay alive. Because he’s soft-hearted and easy to bully, he’s assigned to play a perverted cannon-fodder NPC in every escape scenario. The problem is that Si Rong is always forced to carry out strange missions. [Touch a serial killer] [Sit on your nemesis’s lap during class] [Kiss a bad man on the palm] [Paranormal Happenings in the Men’s Dorm] Si Rong is a gloomy, depressed boy who’s been frail and taciturn for years, with a dark and self-effacing disposition. In the original story, his roommates can’t stand him, the campus heartthrob treats him coldly, and the school bully acts like he doesn’t exist... [What good deeds did you guys do in your past lives?] [To get a beautiful wife NPC like this] He was supposed to be the fourth person to fall from the building. Instead, his roommates beg to cuddle him to sleep every day, the school bully turns into a lovesick servant despite his scowl, and the campus heartthrob blocks the door and hoarsely calls him “baby.” A few tears cling to Si Rong’s lashes. “You can’t do that.” [The Haunted House of the Republic of China] Si Rong is a cross-dressing beauty with ulterior motives. He changes into a qipao to sneak around at night, and uses his beauty to get away with things in a maid outfit. When his schemes are exposed, he becomes infamous and is locked inside a haunted house... [Hot girl and good dog] [What a lucky break. Whoever gets my wife killed is dead meat] He was supposed to die in the fire along with the haunted house. Instead, an asexual little zombie stands at the door, holding the white stockings he wore. The bad-tempered dog who snarls at him waits outside the window, clutching his lace miniskirt. The scenario’s villainous boss strides through the flames, warning him not to show his legs to anyone else. Si Rong tries to settle them in a weak voice. “I can only choose one puppy.” [The Resentful Husband] Si Rong is a beautiful little ghost who refuses to pass on, surviving by sucking men’s yang energy. Because he’s face-blind, every night when he takes human form, he finds a different husband lying beside him. Until one day, he is no longer face-blind... A ghost-hunting expert kneels reverently to put socks on him, a materialist elite pinches his plump toes, and a deep-sea merman wants to take him home as his little wife. [So exciting] [Who are you calling a pervert?] Si Rong is completely taken aback. “Didn’t you hate me the most...?” [Secrets of a Barren Grave / Incubus] [Antique Bride / Doll] Reading Guide # 1. The shou is a useless beauty, but basically a heartthrob who attracts everyone. 2. The gong is basically a devoted puppy, loving his wife a hundred times more than himself. He observes the virtues expected of men, values chastity, and keeps the Eight Honors and Eight Shames in mind. 3. The gong is split into pieces, shreds, and crumbs. At first the gong has a one-sided crush on the shou; after they merge, the shou returns his feelings. 4. Not a lot of comment-barrage content. Low on horror and easy to follow. [The blurb has been archived] [Coming soon. Sorry to interrupt, but if this sounds interesting, please add it to your collection.] Do Not Defile the Pure, Innocent Cannon Fodder Lin Qingshu is just like his name suggests: he has a pure, flirtatious face. His shirt collar is buttoned up to his Adam’s apple, and his gold-rimmed glasses dangle from his fingertips. With a nine-out-of-ten face and a one-out-of-ten family background, he gets by just fine. When he unexpectedly enters a horror game and comes face-to-face with a hulking zombie that’s just eaten a child, a xenomorph with razor-sharp teeth, and Chinese-style ghosts that aren’t afraid of talismans, Lin Qingshu sneers. “I can take ten bosses like these with one punch.” Then his fair face gets filthy, his white shirt is torn to shreds, one arm of his gold-rimmed glasses is bent, and he starts crying uncontrollably. Lin Qingshu gradually realizes that the horror game seems to favor delicate beauties. He starts by reddening his eyes, then acting pitiful, then crouching in a corner and trembling. The result is that the zombie takes him home to be his little wife, a ghost pins him down in his sleep, and a mermaid forces him to give birth to a little fish... Lin Qingshu takes off his gold-rimmed glasses, drops the pretty-airhead act, and tells them seriously, “I’m pretending to be innocent. I’m not actually innocent.” “I’m vicious, scheming, a white lotus, and a green tea. I drove a wedge between you and your first love. I hired a Taoist priest to exorcise you when you had nowhere to go. I handed you the knife while you killed your best friend. I leaked information and caused the zombie siege to fail. I personally strangled that pretty little ghost to death...” (??ω?`) [? Why is nobody responding to me?] [Okay] [Got it] [Sure] [I see] Lin Qingshu lets out a long sigh of relief, turns to leave, and finally parts on good terms with them. The next second, he’s already been tied to the headboard. [What are you doing?] (;゜0゜) [What’s for dinner tonight, wife?] [Wife, I knitted you a new sweater] [The little fish’s due date is...] [You’re beautiful today, too] * Lin Qingshu has been stuck in the beginner scenario for twenty years. The milestone the horror game has never managed to surpass remains unchanged, and at a veteran forum meeting, he talks about how things have changed over the years. He speaks through his tears: “I went from being unable to beat the milestone to being unable to beat an F-rank scenario. I grew from 182 centimeters to 182.3. I went from a pure top to a famous beauty bottom. I went from being unable to give birth to being able to give birth.” Theme: Stay positive, work hard, and strive to improve.