[The first three chapters are to be replaced / next novel / controlled top]
[A cute little story about a beautiful bottom and his devoted puppy-dog top]
Lin Qingshu lived up to his name, with a pure yet alluring face. His shirt collar was buttoned up to his Adam's apple, and he hooked his gold-rimmed glasses over his fingertips. With nine parts good looks and one part family background, he got along just fine.
When he accidentally entered a horror game and faced a hulking zombie that had just eaten a child, a monstrous man-eater with razor-sharp teeth, and a Chinese-style ghost that wasn't afraid of talismans, Lin Qingshu laughed. He could take ten dungeon bosses like these with one punch.
Then his fair face became filthy, his white shirt was torn to shreds, one arm of his gold-rimmed glasses was bent, and tears streamed down his face uncontrollably.
Lin Qingshu gradually realized that the horror game seemed to favor delicate beauties.
He started doing three things: getting red-eyed, pretending to be pitiful, and curling up in a corner, trembling.
The result was that a zombie took him home to be its little wife, a ghost pinned him down in bed, and a mermaid forced him to give birth to a little fish...
Lin Qingshu took off his gold-rimmed glasses, dropped his pretty-fool disguise, and solemnly told them: I'm pretending to be innocent. I'm not actually innocent.
I'm vicious, scheming, a fake white lotus, and a green tea. I drove a wedge between you and your first love. I had a Taoist priest perform a ritual to drive away evil spirits so you'd be left homeless. I handed you the knife when you killed your best friend. I leaked information and caused the zombie siege to fail. I strangled that adorable little ghost with my own hands... (??ω?`)
[? Why is nobody reacting to me?]
[Uh-huh.] [Got it.] [Okay.] [I see.]
Lin Qingshu let out a long sigh of relief, turned around, and left. At last, they could part on good terms.
The next second, he was already tied to the bedpost.
[What are you doing?] (;゜0゜)
[What would you like for dinner tonight, darling?] [Darling, I knitted you a new sweater.] [The little fish's due date is...] [You look beautiful today, too.]
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Lin Qingshu stayed in the beginner dungeon for twenty years. The horror game's unchanging milestone had never budged, and at the old-timers' forum meetup, people talked about how things had changed over the years.
He complained bitterly: I couldn't beat the milestone or even an F-rank dungeon. I grew from 1.82 meters to 1.823. I went from a pure top to a famous beauty bottom. I went from unable to give birth to able to give birth.
Reader's guide #
1. Low on horror, easy on the brain.
2. The bottom is a stunning beauty, sweet on the outside and dark inside, and a natural magnet for admirers. He's popular because he's so heartless.
3. The tops have been split into pieces, threads, and crumbs, and have countless identities [many nonhuman fragments].
4. Sweet all the way through, with the tops absolutely head over heels for the bottom.
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Theme: Love is the warmth of life.
