Wonderful news!
An Xianyu, the entertainment industry's infamous pariah, has finally been banned. Her haters spread the news far and wide.
They say haters are more devoted than fans. Even after An Xianyu was banned, hordes of haters kept an eye on her every day, hoping to see her living in misery.
Then they found out she was still livestreaming! Was she planning a comeback?
An Xianyu returned to her little country villa and used the money she'd earned in show business to settle into retirement. She danced in the square, drank tea, went fishing, and read books, enjoying a carefree life.
When she got bored, she could always start a livestream and tease the furious haters who raged in the chat but couldn't do a thing to her.
"You've got the nerve to livestream, but you don't dare to PK anyone, do you?"
An Xianyu smiled faintly, casually tapped the PK button, then went on fishing at her leisure.
Her opponent: walking on the waves across the sea, one hand raising an unknown giant fish the size of a truck. One scoop with a landing net, and the giant fish vanished in an instant.
Haters: A magic trick?
After dancing in the square, An Xianyu livestreamed herself learning the Eight Brocades from an old man.
Her opponent: a martial arts demonstration at a military academy.
Haters: Look how well-coordinated they are! What on earth are you learning? Wait, is that a mecha flying down in the back?
An Xianyu sat in the garden, sunning herself and reading at her leisure.
Her opponent: an elementary school student reciting a lesson methodically, then coming up with an approach to solving a world-famous math problem.
Haters: !!!
This is outrageous!
An Xianyu's livestreams were so popular and bizarre that, to prevent intelligence leaks, the mysterious online commentators from the Strategic Disinformation Bureau came online overnight.
"The special effects in this blockbuster Huaguo invested in aren't bad, but the plot could use work. They just stuff in flying vehicles, space capsules, and mechas to force a sci-fi vibe. It's awful! Ten points out of ten, and even two is too generous."
"And now an elementary school kid solves a world-famous problem? What kind of plot is this? Zero points!"
They complained out loud, but secretly added the livestream to their favorites.
People around the world were happily fooled into following the livestream: "Huaguo's special effects are pretty interesting. Their vision of the future is spot-on, too. So realistic! Goddess, stream more!"
An Xianyu had clearly left show business, yet she became one of the world's top streamers in no time, with billions of followers and gifts pouring in whenever she went live.
Banned? Ha! Let's see who bans whom!
When everyone finally realized what was going on...
"Damn it, An Xianyu is PKing someone again? Get over there and record the stream! If we let ourselves get fooled any longer, Huaguo will be building a spaceship by watching her livestreams!"
Theme: When you reach the end of your rope, a way forward will appear.