The story entered VIP status on July 21, 2025. It's a long story, with VIP chapters starting at Chapter 343. It was completed on August 31, 2026.
I wrote this when I was young and clueless, and had to keep pinching myself to finish it. But I did gain valuable experience completing a story. Of course... I can't even keep a straight face reading it now. If you can keep a straight face while reading it, or even make it to the end, you're truly impressive!
If you're interested, visit my homepage to check out How I Ran Away with the System While Conquering the Demon Lord, currently updating. Its blurb is below this one!
Story Blurb:
Fang Zhuo has a master who is four years older than him.
Before Fang Zhuo became his disciple, his master repeatedly tried to warn him, but Fang Zhuo was convinced that his master was an elderly man in the body of a teenager. He was determined to become his disciple.
His master couldn't stop him, and was reluctantly made his master.
Thus began the miserable everyday life of a laid-back master, forced by his workaholic disciple to reluctantly take on the job of a childcare provider.
On their first mission, his master brought Fang Zhuo, a scroll, proof of identity, and a protective charm.
He forgot his sword.
On their second mission, his master brought Fang Zhuo, a sword, a protective charm, and a collection of novels.
He forgot his proof of identity.
On their third mission, his master brought a sword, proof of identity, a protective charm, and a scroll.
Everything was ready.
They hid in a coffin for an hour, preparing to make their move.
Then Fang Zhuo looked back.
His master had fallen asleep.
Liu Qingqi: I told you not to take me as your master, but you wouldn't listen. What could I do? I went from enjoying paid time off to being forced into childcare.
Fang Zhuo: Then how did you become an elder?
Liu Qingqi: You know how hereditary succession works, right? My master had only one disciple, me, his sole heir. When he died, I naturally took his place. Back then, I burned incense and prayed to Buddha for thirteen hours a day to resist this system of passing the position to the eldest disciple, all so he wouldn't die.
Fang Zhuo: And what happened in the end?
Liu Qingqi: Then you showed up and refused to leave.
The main characters won't turn evil. The romance develops steadily and slowly, with no groveling-after-a-breakup arc.
The real title is The Longevity Sword. It sounds like a pretty impressive title, and I just made a new cover, so I decided to give it that name.
A comedy troupe of a sect, a comedy duo of master and disciple, a comedy mountain, a comedy school. It has a lot of modern elements and jokes, and the overall story may feel a bit like a sketch in a Lunar New Year gala.
There are lots of characters, and BL, GL, BG, and GB may all be included (the last one is uncertain; I may leave it out if I can't pull it off). The worldbuilding is chaotic because I don't have the brains to think through all the nitty-gritty details. It all comes down to my lack of brainpower.
The number of words in each chapter varies, and there's a lot of rambling. The writing style may change quite a bit over time, and I may revise earlier sections as I update to bring them more in line with the later style.
Every character has their own story, values, and ending. They don't represent the author's views, and I don't pass judgment on any of them.
This is a historical fantasy, but the writing may not feel very historical (or perhaps it's not historical at all). Some common expressions might not exist in the setting, but they're easier for me to write, so ease of writing takes priority.
Okay, that's everything. Now let's all make dumplings together! (What?)
A quick mention of my upcoming story: How I Ran Away with the System While Conquering the Demon Lord, launching October 10. Ancient fantasy romance.
Blurb:
Character dynamic: sunny, cheerful System X senior disciple who's always cleaning up the messes
In one sentence: He wanted to save his master from getting screwed, but ended up getting screwed himself (tragic).
Blurb:
Feng Chang, the senior disciple of Lingyun Sect, has a life of endless labor. He went up the mountain at three, fetched water at five, learned to wipe doorknobs at seven, cleaned the rafters at eight, formed his core at nine, and at ten was almost punched into the shape of a tombstone by a genius. Then he died because he was an inch away from death.
His junior disciple becomes a demon lord, his master cultivates the Heartless Way but is coveted by his disciple, and his junior sister is deeply in love with a mortal. Everyone in the sect is madly in love, and Feng Chang alone holds the whole sect together. Every day he sweeps and mops the floors and wipes the rafters, then cleans up the mess at night. Now and then, he even has to pretend to be blind and turn off the lights for his master and junior disciple when their feelings get too intense. Over time, he develops a mild temperament, like a capybara.
Then one day, while escorting his junior sister back up the mountain after she tried to kill herself at a mortal's door yet again, he meets a cat that talks to him.
The cat says,
[Jian Wang 3] A Desolate World in 1921
[Jian Wang 3: Xie Li] Snow on Chunyang
The Scandalous Life of Narisa
Xie Ling Coldly Rejects His Illegitimate Child
I Ran Off with the System While Trying to Win Over the Demon Lord
[JX3: Cangge Romance] Pain
[Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms Fanfiction, Kao Biao X Kao] White Horse
The Bedchamber Maid
To Ah Yu, Open When Received
I started writing this article in 2022. At first, it was just because there were too many things in the three-dimensional world, and it was purely for entertainment, so there was no clear outline and character design, which made the writing longer and longer. But I didn't want it to end here, so I kept writing until now. Now I am not as busy as I was in 2022 to 25, so I have carefully written a few outlines and collected them in advance. The word count will not be as long as it is now, and the writing style will not change too much. I hope interested friends can pay attention to it in my column! I will open this book as soon as I finish writing it. There are currently two books. One is: "I ran away from the system during the process of conquering the Demon Lord" Copywriting: Feng Chang, senior brother of Lingyun Sect, has a hard life. He went up the mountain at the age of three, fetched water at the age of five, learned to clean doorknobs at the age of seven, wiped the beams of the house at the age of eight, formed elixirs at the age of nine, and was almost beaten to death by a genius at the age of ten because he was dead. The younger junior brother became a demon and became a demon lord. The master practiced ruthless ways but was coveted by his disciples. The younger junior sister fell deeply in love with a mortal and the whole school was madly in love with him. Feng Chang was the only one who supported the entire school. He swept the floor and mopped the roof beams every day, cleaned up the mess at night, and occasionally had to pretend to turn off the lights for the master and his junior brother who were in the deepest love. Over time, he developed a light character, like a capibala. Until one day, when he was taking his junior sister who committed suicide in front of a mortal door up the mountain, he encountered a cat talking to him. The cat said: "You don't know me? My system." Feng Chang: "What are you wearing?" Cat: "I am Hua Luo." From the cat's mouth, Feng Chang learned that he originally lived in a BL novel. The plot is that the possessed junior junior brother Bang Chi Bang Chi became the number one in the world. After the Lingyun Sect was bloodbathed, the ruthless Taoist master was tied up and stuffed with sauce. In the end, the two of them untied their knots and succeeded in a successful HE. Feng Chang: "What about me?" System: "I have already told you your ending." Feng Chang: "I didn't hear it." System: "You were accounted for in that bloodbath." Feng Chang: "So the purpose of your coming here is to tell me how I died?" System: "No! I'm here to save you! Try your best to seduce the Demon Lord and become the leading actor, you poor supporting character!" "... Is there a more dignified way?" Isn't it a bit too cruel to treat a Capibara like this? Sunny and cheerful big system
Teacher, if you have the perseverance, you will succeed in whatever you do.
I can't do it anymore. . . How long is it? More than 300 chapters into v 🌈
2 Million words of article in v, you have to read it
I have the perseverance to write more than two million words... But the line spacing between paragraphs is more suitable for reading, especially the client
My mom, there are more than 300 chapters in the article. If you look at it again, most of the comment sections are from one or two years ago. Wow, wow, wow, wow. You have to read it.
Yay! It's more than two million words and we can be saved.
More than two million words... The boss is so strong, and only he knows the ups and downs... He is so persevering. . So shocking
Wow, the article I wrote two years ago is on the gold list~it's so rare. No need to fatten up hahaha
Ahhhhhh it's so funny, I feel like I'm watching a cross talk