Xie Yuge diligently does his daily quests every day, grinds for achievements, and tries to stumble into all kinds of rare encounters, but his luck is unbelievably bad. He is about to join the ranks of the “Ten-No Extremes”...
One day, he joined his friends' windmill group for a mine cart mission. With a single swing of his sword, he casually killed a low-level enemy Pure-Hearted Qi player.
Then his opponent got the Yin-Yang Worlds.
Heartbroken, Xie Yuge wrote a page in his diary:
November 27, 2021. Sunny. At last, I made it onto the world announcement because of the Yin-Yang Worlds I've been dreaming about, but I'm not the protagonist. QAQ!!!
He thought the two of them had merely crossed paths, but who could have guessed that lucky people were everywhere, and could drive you half out of your mind?
Xie Yuge was treasure hunting alone in Tangmen when a lucky player appeared out of nowhere. “Little Daoist, fancy seeing you here! Treasure hunting too? Let's do it together. If I find a treasure cave, you can have it.”
Then Xie Yuge cleared three treasure caves and got nothing, while the lucky player casually finished a weekly treasure-hunting quest and struck gold on the first try...
And that wasn't all. One day, the lucky player Xie Yuge had always assumed was a low-level alt suddenly put on a first-generation Golden Silk Road fox-fur outfit.
Xie Yuge: ?
The lucky player looked utterly innocent. “Oh, I just bought these outfits at full price on a whim. I didn't know they were worth so much now.”
Xie Yuge, staring at his inventory full of failed pulls: “Lucky bastard, shut up already!”
The most terrifying part was...
What do I do if I suddenly find out that the lucky player I killed for the Yin-Yang Worlds is my international law professor? Help, this is urgent!
Onlookers: How delightful! We're waiting for the announcement: “Thanks, everyone, we're together now!”
Xie Yuge: No way! I'm as straight as a steel pipe!
Taixu Sword Intent reigns supreme! Romance would slow down my sword!
And finally, at long last.
Gu Mingche: Thanks, everyone, we're together now.
Xie Yuge: Wishing myself a long and happy life.
Just writing some Jian Wang 3 jokes. A short, sweet story. Readers who don't play Jian Wang 3 might not get the jokes.
A truly unlucky, stubbornly useless Taixu Sword Intent seme x a faux lucky, Chosen Son of Niu, Zixia gong
Xie Yuge is the gong, a younger puppy-like guy. Don't get the pairing backward.
Theme: Just have fun playing games!
"I can't survive, I can't have milk. It's so hard to win, but it's so fast to lose."
""This is ridiculous, it's a Qiuren native and..." It's a big bug for the author~ Thinking about it, did the natives here make a mistake?
At this moment, I am sitting next to the computer waiting for the flagship to be released.
Wow, it's a new year. Do you want to fill in the holes?
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Grandma, I'm going to burn some papers for you! [White eyes][white eyes][white eyes]
Time does go by very quickly. Last year, I only had one adventure. This year, I have had one adventure every month on average. Hahahahahaha
Hahahaha this copywriting is so funny
International law... Don't talk about heartbreak
Okay, I both abandoned myself and went to Jiuyou 😚 😚