The Cannon Fodder Beauty Awakens and Goes Viral

The young actress Yu Xi fainted while filming. When she woke up, her memories came back, and she discovered she was a stupid, vicious, sickly cannon-fodder character in a book.

As a foil to the original heroine, she’d make one brainless move after another and get dragged across the trending topics every day. Then she died of a heart attack while using an alt account to argue with netizens, and people mocked her even after her death.

Yu Xi: “...”

If she was going to die anyway, why bother with an alt? She could just argue openly.

Her scummy father favored sons over daughters and spoiled his illegitimate children rotten. Then a paternity test proved they had no relation to him.

Yu Xi presented him with a banner praising him as a “great philanthropist”: “You really do have a generous heart!”

Yu Xi caught the eye of a big-name director.

An actor who once looked down on Yu Xi for being a nobody, refused to work with her, and mocked her came crawling back, begging for a collaboration.

Yu Xi: “If your talent matched your shamelessness, you’d have been famous years ago.”

Yu Xi’s background was exposed: she was actually the true heiress of a wealthy family.

A rising star who had stabbed Yu Xi in the back paid for promotional posts claiming they were the best of sisters.

Yu Xi: “Sorry, my mom only had one child.”

At first, netizens rejected Yu Xi: Where did this unknown actress come from? Stay away from my fave!

Later, even the haters were won over: My wife is so cool, I love her!

[Bonus Scene]

Yu Xi joined a dating reality show, and a mysterious male guest made a surprise appearance: the business tycoon Qi Yunsong.

Yu Xi thought the chair was too hard, so the tycoon had already prepared a comfortable hanging chair.

Yu Xi glanced at her cup, and the tycoon immediately handed her some natural spring water.

Yu Xi had no food, so the tycoon sent a helicopter to bring her a feast.

Netizens: This is so good. When are they getting together?

Then came a truth-or-dare round, and Yu Xi drew the prompt: The one thing you most want to say to your ex.

Yu Xi: “You lousy ex, pay me back what you owe!”

As soon as she finished, Qi Yunsong took out a bank card and pressed it into her hand. “You can have all my salary.”

Everyone: What the hell?!

Reader’s guide:

1. There are livestreams and lots of comments from viewers.

2. Everything serves the plot. The setting is fictional and differs from the real entertainment industry.

3. The characters are not based on real people. Please don’t associate them with anyone.

4. Updates daily at 6 p.m.

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Blurb: Nan Sang has been having a run of terrible luck. First, her family’s company runs into trouble. Then, the night before her wedding, she catches her fiancé in bed with someone else.

Even worse, her lifelong nemesis, Su Jiangshi, witnesses the whole thing.

The only silver lining is that her fiancé was cheating with Su Jiangshi’s girlfriend.

Nan Sang calls off the wedding.

Her fiancé, still clutching his trousers, says, “Think this through. The wedding is tomorrow. Can you find someone more handsome and richer than me who’ll marry you in one night?”

“Am I not a person?” Su Jiangshi punches the scumbag to the ground.

*

Su Jiangshi has always thought he likes gentle, refined women. Nan Sang is always sharp-tongued, arrogant, and vindictive, absolutely not his type.

Even after they marry, they bicker constantly and never know a moment’s peace.

Then one day, at a business dinner, Su Jiangshi runs into Nan Sang, who is drunk.

She curls up on a soft sofa like a lazy cat, her eyes shining like stars as she smiles at another man, bright and bold.

Her smile is so enchanting that all the beauty in the world pales beside it.

Su Jiangshi takes Nan Sang home and accidentally walks into the doorframe.

Nan Sang mocks him without mercy. “Are you blind?”

Her drunken voice is soft and lilting. It sounds more like flirting than an insult.

Su Jiangshi is silent for a few seconds. “Yes, I am.”

*

Nan Sang thinks Su Jiangshi is the most doglike man in the world. She saves him in her contacts as Su Dog.

After one particularly wild night of drinking, Nan Sang covers the marks on her arm with bandages so her best friend won’t see them.

Nan Sang makes an excuse: “The dog at home bit me.”

A week later, her friend remembers and asks, concerned, “Has your dog been acting crazy lately?”

Nan Sang covers the new marks on her neck. “Extremely crazy.”

Her friend is shocked. “Then it has rabies!”

Unfortunately, Su Jiangshi overhears as he passes by.

That night, Su Jiangshi pulls off his tie and binds it over Nan Sang’s eyes.

Nan Sang: “What are you doing?”

Su Jiangshi leans close to her ear and says in an utterly gentle voice, “Let me show you what crazy really means.”

Nan Sang: “Somebody save me QAQ”

Theme: Be true to yourself.