Give Me Back the Blame

New series: Who Started the Rumor That My Building Is Weird? Currently updating... ● The protagonist has his true self and secret identities. His secret identities come with a villainous, warped aura, and the story is all about misunderstandings and getting close~ Su Nian is a perennial straggler in the graduating class of the System Space. After his tyrannical homeroom teacher obsessively nitpicked his performance metrics, he was mercilessly held back for three years. The road to graduation was harder than reaching the heavens. At long last, his three-million-word thesis was approved. All that stood between him and graduation was an internship certificate, and Su Nian was full of fighting spirit. His internship assignment was simple: play a humanoid weapon for the great villain in this book. The internship department promised that if he completed the assignment, they would give him an extra ten-figure bonus and a huge villa. To earn that enormous bonus, Su Nian worked diligently, played his role conscientiously, and eagerly put himself on the front lines of danger. To make sure the plot reached a happy ending, he did things including, but not limited to... He appeared to pursue the empire's crown prince with merciless determination, but secretly went easy on him. He appeared to follow orders and torture the president of the Council, but secretly held back. He appeared to ambush the Federation's general again and again, but pretended to be outmatched and spared his life. At long last, Su Nian reached the end of the story, more excited than ever. Just as he was imagining all the ways he could spend those ten billion after graduation, the System suddenly appeared: “Dear task-taker, due to an unknown change in this world, the plot has been reset. Please complete the task once more.” Su Nian: “...Does that mean I still get my ten billion and the huge villa?” The System: “Double!” Su Nian immediately hurried into the small world, ready to claim his twenty billion. But... Childhood-friend male lead: “This time, I won't let the tragedy happen again.” Empire's crown prince: “None of you know what he went through!” Council president: “I'm the only one who knows he had no choice.” Federation's general: “This time, I'll be the one to protect him.” Su Nian stared in shock as yet another person rushed in to kick him out of his role. He struggled to his feet, tears in his eyes. “...Is there still hope for my twenty billion and my huge villa?” Note: Lin Guisu is the gong! Next up: Can the Little Zombie Cause Trouble Today? Come take a peek~ Ji Nong is a little zombie. His daily routine is sleeping, eating, and basking in the sun. That all changed when he found an old man. The old man was a notorious villain, and to repay Ji Nong, he swore to pass on everything he had learned in his life. Including, but not limited to, theft, lockpicking, robbery, kidnapping... He even gave Ji Nong an incredibly detailed practical manual. He vowed to teach Ji Nong to become a scoundrel second only to himself. A shut-in who was pure-hearted, dumb as a rock, gullible, and broke, Ji Nong treated the manual like a treasure. Deeply grateful, he studied all these new skills with every effort, determined to become a different kind of bad zombie and not disappoint the old man. The old man was deeply pleased. He ruffled Ji Nong's hair and assigned him a few tasks with a wave of his hand. Task One: [Steal the protagonist shou's wallet] Task Two: [Join others in giving the protagonist gong a hard time] Task Ten: [Kidnap the protagonist shou and the villain] Ji Nong: [dizzy eyes.jpg] Ji Nong felt aggrieved: “I don't understand.” The old man sighed, explained everything carefully, and handed him a few photos. Before Ji Nong left, he earnestly reminded him to keep his zombie identity hidden, play the villain and do bad things properly, and not embarrass him. When he came back, there would be a huge surprise waiting for him. Clutching the photos and his precious manual, Ji Nong nodded firmly and set off full of confidence. He tried to complete the first task four or five times without success, and was practically becoming a familiar face. But he refused to give up. Luckily, the protagonist shou, now an acquaintance, got cornered in an alley. Ji Nong chased off the hooligans who were trying to steal his task, then successfully snatched the wallet from the grateful-looking protagonist shou and happily ran off. The tasks were easy. Ji Nong could do them in his sleep. The only trouble was building his image. It seemed that humans just had too much sympathy! Ji Nong was furious: “Sure, my clothes are shabby, I'm broke, I can barely bring myself to eat, I have no parents, I sleep under a bridge, my face is deathly pale and I'm severely malnourished, and my fingernails are blackish-blue and clearly unhealthy. But my only family member cares about me and teaches me how to do bad things. Do any of you have that...?” Theme: Look beyond appearances to see the truth. Everyone deserves to be loved.