After Going on a Variety Show with My Jinx of a Stepbrother

Coming soon next door: "Selling Boxed Meals in Hengdian and Taking the Internet by Storm." Here is the blurb:

After transmigrating back from the apocalypse to the time before she died suddenly from overwork, Lu Yuning promptly quit her job and flew to Hengdian to inherit the farm her grandaunt had left to her.

With the spirit spring she had brought back from the apocalypse, Lu Yuning decided to open a restaurant on the farm.

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A newly debuted top-tier star shot to the top of the trending searches thanks to his stunning looks. Recently, a few pictures of his puffy, doughy face sent him trending again, though this time he was thoroughly dragged online.

Just when it seemed he would forever be saddled with the nickname "xx Yeast," a stunning photo from Fashion Week went viral a few days later. His face had not only bounced back, it looked even better than before.

People asked what his secret was.

The top-tier star said, "I just ate a few boxed meals."

A female idol who could both sing and dance had great professional skills, but what the audience always remembered about her was, "Oh, xxx? Isn't she the one with the really high hairline?"

Then, not long afterward, a stage fancam showing her thick, flowing hair went viral.

People asked if she'd gotten hair transplants.

The female idol said, "I just ate a few boxed meals."

One day, several topics shot to the top of Weibo's trending searches in a row:

"Award-winning actors caught on a private date at a restaurant, rumored romance exposed!"

"Top-tier star and rising actress's secret relationship exposed!"

"Rival stars xxx and xxx reportedly arguing at a restaurant!"

Just as netizens were getting ready to gossip and the various fan groups prepared to tear into each other, the celebrities involved all posted on Weibo:

The actors: "Sorry, we were just eating at the same restaurant."

The top-tier star and rising actress: "Sorry, we were just eating at the same restaurant."

The rival stars: "Sorry, we were just fighting over the same dish at the restaurant."

All the netizens and fans were equally baffled:

"Why are you all at the same restaurant?"

"Is the food there that good?"

And, "Those rival stars really are something. You two can even argue over a dish!"

After curious netizens looked up the restaurant, they all took to Weibo to shout: "xxx Restaurant, grow bigger and stronger!"

----This novel's blurb:

This novel is also known as "What Am I Supposed to Do About My Disaster of a Younger Brother and My Disaster of a Boyfriend?"

1.

Lin Chaojin woke up one day and discovered that she was actually the cannon-fodder foil in a family-variety-show novel.

In the book, the original heroine and her stepbrother got along wonderfully on the show, while she and her top-tier-star stepbrother, Lu Ge, were constantly at odds.

After the show aired, the original heroine and her brother became beloved for their close sibling bond, their warm and loving image unshakable.

Lin Chaojin and her brother, meanwhile, were mercilessly flamed across the internet. The original heroine and her brother, now wildly popular, took over their traffic and resources.

Awakened to the truth, Lin Chaojin curled her lips. Hah, a foil? Cannon fodder?

2. From then on, the show took a sharp turn.

At first, netizens followed the original heroine and her brother around, exclaiming, "What an unbelievably wonderful pair of siblings!"

During a haunted-house challenge, the original heroine and her brother encouraged each other.

Lin Chaojin, on the other hand, unhesitatingly shoved her brother inside and shut the door behind him.

Inside, Lu Ge howled like a ghost: "Damn it, sis, you really are my actual sister!"

Lin Chaojin kept a cold face. "Little brother, I'm counting on you."

Netizens: "Damn, that's so real. I'd shove my brother in there too. Looking up at the sky."

During a wilderness survival challenge, several pairs of siblings were about to run out of food.

The original heroine and her brother began politely offering their food to one another on camera, putting on a show of being a loving, considerate pair of siblings.

Lin Chaojin looked at the bag containing her last scraps of food and shot Lu Ge a murderous glare. "Lu Ge, where's my food?"

Lu Ge made a lightning-fast escape, yelling, "Haha, I ate it all! What are you going to do, come hit me?"

Lin Chaojin smiled. "Excellent."

Not long afterward, Lu Ge's wail rang out: "Sis, I was wrong!"

Netizens: "Throw this disaster of a little brother away. Miss, I support you locking the door and beating him up."

In the end, these became trending topics across the internet:

#MissAndHerDisasterOfABrotherDailyLifeAgain#

#DidMissBeatUpLordGeToday#

#YanRuoAndHerBrotherAreSoFakeMissAndHerBrotherAreJustLikeMeAndMyBrother#

#TheShowIsAlsoCalledMeAndMyAncestralBigSisterMeAndMyDisasterOfABrother#

3.

[The Disaster-of-a-Boyfriend Version]

In Country X, Chi Huai returned to the hotel after a competition. The person who had promised to be with him if he won the League of Legends World Championship was already gone, leaving only a note: "Maybe we'll meet again."

Hah. Maybe we'll meet again. Chi Huai pinched the note and curled his lips.

When he saw that woman again on a variety show, she looked perfectly natural, as if they were meeting for the first time.

Chi Huai watched her without betraying a hint of emotion, his expression unreadable. Found you.

P.S. There's both familial love and romance, but with the younger brother, it's strictly familial! A fun, silly story? Maybe. The male lead may not have much presence at the start.

The heroine is the most beautiful person in the whole book. She's beautiful, so whatever she says goes. A brain-off wish-fulfillment story, with logic that goes flying into the heavens.

Also, please don't give me writing advice. Thank you very much. It's all good for everyone.

Theme: Family and love make life better