-Did you hear that? Dazai, the leader of Port Mafia, suddenly had a daughter.
- Real or fake? That Dazai?
-Yes! As soon as they met, a thick sponge was laid downstairs in the Port Mafia building to prevent Dazai from committing suicide. Later, the pistol Dazai used to commit suicide became a water gun, the dichlorvos used to take poison became bitter melon water, and the utility knife used to cut his wrists became a pencil sharpener...
-The child is not dead yet?
-The latest news is that Zhongyuan took her to buy a small skirt.
-… Biological. So who the hell is the kid?
One day, Lu Yao was horrified to find that her mother was missing, and her father also became like "The world will kiss me painfully, I will die in front of him" and he wanted to die at any time.
After thinking about her mother's virtues, Lu Yao had no choice but to embark on a painful operation to save her father in order to prevent her old mother who had run away from home from coming back to deal with her.
Fortunately, my special powers are very powerful. I replaced my father's pistol with a water gun, dichlorvos with bitter melon water, and my utility knife with a pencil sharpener...
While diligently saving her old father, Lu Yao did not give up looking for her mother and finally found her.
QAQ But who will tell her why her mother disowns her!
After Lu Yinxi died of overwork and traveled across time, he found that he not only had a husband, but also a child.
:) Thank you, let me die.
Demining:
Lord, Lord, Lord
The first half is about raising cubs, the second half is about falling in love
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[Nezha] Li Jing's tower was really stolen!
After the battle to become a god, Nezha's merits and deeds were perfected and his body became a saint. The temples that his father had smashed in the past also sprung up from all over the world like mushrooms after a rain.
Occasionally when he has nothing to do, Nezha will go to various temples to listen to the prayers of believers.
Do what a god should do.
That day he heard an interesting prayer.
The girl with firm eyes knelt in front of the Third Prince Temple and said treacherous words: Great God of Santan Haihui, if you can really hear me, Xinnu is willing to make a deal with you.
Xinnu went to steal the tower of King Tota and asked you to beat him. You also beat Xinnu's father.
Nezha raised his eyebrows.
Interesting.
After some time, the news spread throughout the three realms that the Tower King's tower was stolen. Nezha watched the stars at night and found that he was entangled with a layer of cause and effect.
He thought of the believing girl who prayed before and clenched his fists.
Well, let's go beat up Li Jing first, and then it's time to return his wish.
I don't know what that girl's father is like. How many punches can he take?
Gold Medal Cowherd falls into the valley zero
Before Dazai Goka came of age, she was governed very strictly by her brother Dazai.
So, on the day when she came of age, Dazai Goka decided to indulge herself.
She came to the most famous Cowherd restaurant in Tokyo and casually nodded to the top spot!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, dark skin and big breasts.
Good to look at and easy to touch.
The client, Toru Amuro: Can you refuse?
Toru Amuro's original job was to hang out in a Cowherd shop and get in touch with a rich woman who loved foreign countries.
Unexpectedly, he was taken away by a little rich woman who had nothing to do with the mission.
An unexpected combination of circumstances made Tohru Amuro want to run away, but unexpectedly a new mission came: sneaking into the port Mafia and exploring its intelligence.
Toru Amuro: =_=#
As a result, before he could do anything, he was targeted by the rich woman's brother.
As for Dazai Guoka, looking at the tense atmosphere, he was in a dilemma.
On one side is the angry brother, on the other is the aggrieved handsome blond guy, both of them are very important people.
How can she let them live in peace and ensure family harmony?
Why don't we find some handsome guys? This way, brother won't have time to target only one person!
The plan goes through!
Dazai Kaoka: O. O*
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Reader comments
The author should take a look at the anime. You can also use the world view of the anime. In short, the plot is not important, the characters are important, come on
The author should take a look at the anime. You can also use the world view of the anime. In short, the plot is not important, the characters are important, come on