After We Married, My Secret Identities Were Exposed Everywhere

There are rumors that Tu Shanmu, queen of the demon realm, is a nine-tailed fox who loves handsome men above all else. She eats children's hearts by day and drinks young women's blood by night. Everyone must join in slaying her!

There are also rumors that Yan Po, the Demon Lord, is a crazed killer whose blood-drinking blade can only be appeased with hot, fresh blood. Countless innocents have died by his hand. The ground beneath his Demon Palace is piled with bones, with corpses strewn everywhere!

Meanwhile, in a clinic in a misty Jiangnan town, Tu Shanmu wears a physician's assistant's robes and gently treats a young child before her.

Nearby, Yan Po carefully weighs out medicine in front of the medicine cabinet.

The married couple exchange a warm, affectionate smile.

One day, Hua Yan, the most capable aide to the queen of the demon realm, comes to visit. She looks at the husband reading by the window and asks in confusion, "My queen, why does your husband's silhouette look so much like the Demon Lord of the demon realm?"

Tu Shanmu gives her a look and tosses her a packet of herbs. "Did the Demon Lord hit you in the head last time? My husband is a proper gentleman, too weak to harm a fly. How could he be that bastard?"

A crow on the windowsill keeps cawing, "My lord, why does your wife's profile look so much like that woman from the demon realm?"

Yan Po smiles and calmly turns a page. "If you can't speak properly, you can have your tongue pulled out. My wife is kind and gentle, too delicate to take care of herself. How could she be that harpy?"

Notes:

1. The author is a devoted fan of the female lead.

2. The female lead has a transmigrate backstory and a split personality.

3. The male lead got the female lead's script by mistake (not really).

4. Updated daily at noon (occasionally delayed by about half an hour).

[Entered the paid edition on October 1, 2022, with a 10,000-character update that day.]

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"Draw Cards: I Invite Historical Figures onto My Show"

On the same day, Jiang Yan lost both a six-year relationship and her job at a TV station. Then, with her fever refusing to break, she got a call from her uncle back home, as if things couldn't possibly get any worse.

"When your grandfather divided up his estate, your dad said he'd rather give up the house and take this pile of scrap metal. Come get it quickly, before it gets in the way of my making money from the demolition."

Her uncle gave Jiang Yan half a day to take away the scrap metal and broken porcelain bowls her grandfather had left behind.

Jiang Yan brought it all home. She accidentally cut her finger on a piece of metal...

The next morning, Jiang Yan woke up to discover that she had unexpectedly been bound to a card-drawing System.

"A broken piece of iron from the Qin dynasty has been detected. System assessment: fragment of a Qin sword. Triggered figures: Bai Qi, Qin Shi Huang, and Yi, a Qin blacksmith. Reward: two uses of the illusion realm."

Jiang Yan looked at the wound on her hand, then at the blacksmith Yi, Bai Qi, and the First Emperor standing before her, and struggled to pick her jaw up off the floor.

To hell with love.

To hell with capital.

It's my show, and I call the shots!

In the illusion realm, Bai Qi explains every aspect of the Qin army's formations, while viewers get an up-close look at two states battling a thousand years ago.

Blacksmith Yi pounds away as he cheerfully tells the story of the Qin, a state known as fierce as a tiger or wolf.

The First Emperor stands atop a high platform and vows that the Qin will endure for ten thousand generations.

"A handwritten excerpt from a later generation's Book of Han has been detected. System assessment: handwritten in modern times. Triggered figures: Ban Gu, Ban Chao, and Ban Zhao. Reward: three uses of the illusion realm."

"A fan handle has been detected. System assessment: handle of a Song dynasty silk-woven round fan. Triggered figures: the Three Masters of the Su family, Xin Qiji, and Lu Xiufu. Reward: three uses of the illusion realm."

One ancient relic after another opens doors veiled in dust and smoke.

Theme: Face your true heart and find your authentic self