The Streamer Boss's Daily Frenzy of Smiting Slaughter

After waking up, broadcasts from another world began pouring into a parallel world.

Among them,

one half of the familiar Double Black duo turned out to be

The boy complained halfheartedly, "Mr. Mori was the one who insisted I dress like this."

"Shocking! The Port Mafia Boss Is Actually This Kind of Person!"

Tags: Child Lover

Or perhaps, Mori Ougai's eyes lit up. "Dazai-kun looks so lovely today. He'd look even better in a little dress! Aji~ What do you think of this dress?! Want to try it on?"

Tags: Pervert

Or perhaps, "So Mr. Mori is this poor..." Dazai Osamu said in a falsely melancholy tone. "Looks like I'll have to steal Chuuya's card to support Mr. Mori from now on."

Tags: Leading Kids Astray?

As one broadcast after another played, people no longer looked at Dazai Osamu and Mori Ougai quite so innocently.

End

The original Dazai, after watching the first broadcast: I need to jump in the river and calm down.

After watching countless real broadcasts, Dazai evolved: If I can't break them up, then I'll join them.

So Dazai picked up his pen and wrote The Domineering Boss Dazai and His Pregnant Wife Mori Who Ran Away, The Purehearted Mori Wife's Fiery Passion, After Cheating on the Mori Wife, She Had Ninety-Nine Babies in One Litter, and The Domineering Boss Dazai Falls in Love with Me: The Mori Wife Who Carried Bricks Became a Muscle Barbie.

Hard work paid off, and Dazai Osamu became a... literary giant.

Mori, the boss who had never felt so wronged before, could only say: ...Let the world be destroyed.

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