[Demon Slayer Crossover] Gyomei Is Forced to Become a Mary Sue

Douma had a bad feeling about this.

The despicable Boss was crazily infatuated with him. He cornered him against the wall late at night and flashed a sinister smile. "Man, for you, I'd give up anything!"

"Except, of course, the Blue Spider Lily."

Douma: ...

*

Not just his boss, but every demon had fallen for him.

Some demons even smiled through their tears as they went out to bask in the sun for his sake.

Douma: I really don't need that, thanks.

*

Fine, the demons are one thing, but what is going on with the Hashira?!!!

A certain Hashira: "You're so kind, you must have been forced into this! I'll save you! Douma!"

Douma: ...

*

And so, the demons and the Hashira went to war.

The demons: "If you go with them, Douma's body won't find happiness."

The Hashira: "If you go with them, Douma's body won't find passion."

The demons and the Hashira were actually fighting over this! What a grotesque distortion of human and demon nature!

Utterly deranged!!!

Forced to recite the script, Douma said expressionlessly, "Stop fighting! Don't fight over me anymore!"

A tear slowly slid down Douma's rainbow-colored Mary Sue eyes. "Why can none of you understand? The ones I love are all of you!"

"I just want you all to get along in peace."

Demons and Hashira: "We are absolutely unforgivable for making Douma cry! We were so selfish!"

And so the demons, the Hashira, and Douma became good♂ friends...

Yeah, right!!!

Let go of me!

.

When everything finally returned to normal, Douma discovered to his dismay that everyone remembered what had happened.

Public humiliation alert

The Hashira: "You despicable demons... You actually...!!!" (draws sword)

Douma turned to look at the demons, who were watching him covetously.

Douma: ...I can't get excited anymore.

Theme: Douma's going cheap, four for one yuan