[Naruto] I Am Uchiha Menma

I am Uchiha Menma, the son of Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto.

Uchiha Menma fell silent.

What am I looking at...

I'm looking at my two fathers when they were young, fighting each other.

One of them even has black hair and blue eyes, just like me.

And his name is the same as mine: Menma.

Uchiha Menma watched all this with a dead-fish stare.

Uh...

When the person who seemed to be my father, Uzumaki Naruto, saw me, he shouted, "Menma! How did you get here?!"

Uchiha Menma: ...Well, yes, my name is Menma, but can I really tell you I'm your son?

Sigh.

Uchiha Menma sighed inwardly, then imitated his father's tone as he replied.

After transmigrating into yet another parallel universe, Uchiha Menma watched everything with an expressionless face.

He also watched his masochistic father and his sadistic "mother."

He silently gave them a dead-fish stare.

Uchiha Menma: ...I think I'm doomed. I'll turn into a dead-fish-eyed, washed-up middle-aged man like Uncle Kakashi.

Uchiha Menma: Sigh... By the way, who's that silver-haired, dead-fish-eyed man carrying a wooden sword?

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